The Identity Thread

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Swagdaddy

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Xarpolis

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I don't really put too much thought into my own identity. I know who I am, but that's about the extent of it. Due to work, I started telling customers that I'm the white guy because I'm the only white person that works there.

Aside from that, I'm tall (6'4) with a shaved head. I have a Japanese wife. a 4 year old daughter. I'm a computer nerd. I *LOVE* Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. I like expensive things, and I being a foodie (to a degree). I live in paradise. Um... Oh, I love video games, even though I never play them anymore. But I keep buying them shits out of habbit.
 
iannis

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Xarpolis said:
I don't really put too much thought into my own identity. I know who I am, but that's about the extent of it. Due to work, I started telling customers that I'm the white guy because I'm the only white person that works there.

Aside from that, I'm tall (6'4) with a shaved head. I have a Japanese wife. a 4 year old daughter. I'm a computer nerd. I *LOVE* Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. I like expensive things, and I being a foodie (to a degree). I live in paradise. Um... Oh, I love video games, even though I never play them anymore. But I keep buying them shits out of habbit.
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Is your name you jack? Are you fucking Jack?

Oh wait, you said "You live in paradise". You are obviously not jack!
 
iannis

iannis

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he's the bald guy from red letter media.

Shaves his head. Tall. Has a daughter.

That's all I got.
 
AngryGerbil

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Mist said:
Spinoff from Politics:

What are the first things you think of when you think of your identity, and in what order?

Me:

Nerd
White <-- immutable
Female <-- immutable
Depressed(*)
Gay
Coastal resident
Worker
American

*The fact that, upon reflection, I feel like depression is a significant part of my identity explains a lot about why it's so hard to shake it.
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Edited to reflect an important distinction.
 
Tuco

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Someone who has literally never thought about what their identity is
Fucking white male
 
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Furry

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I don't have an identity crisis, I'm a fossa.
 
Mist

Mist

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mkopec said:
I bet youre like 5 or 6 of 11 though.
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Oh no, definitely 9.5 out of 11. Not even a question. No murder, and no substance abuse, I even limit myself to two coffees a week. But all the others are scary on the nose.
 
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