The Katie Katro Thread

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Following Katro found me this broad.

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Strong ass jawline, and a terrible case of resting bitch face, but i'd still hit it with the fury of an angry god.

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Nirgon said:
How are you going about it? Station call?

You gotta tell her how you feel at some point man. Don't live a life of regret.
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Gonna run The Database (tm) on her, find out her car, follow it for a day to find her routine and then accidentally run into her the next day once I know her routine. It’s what I usually do.
 
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Anyone else and I'd assume they were kidding.
 
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What kind of car does she drive.


"Aim questions. Drive results."

That's my motto. I plan to take an overbearing managerial yet clueless technical approach to this one.

That's why they pay me the big bucks.
 
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Nirgon said:
What kind of car does she drive.


"Aim questions. Drive results."

That's my motto. I plan to take an overbearing managerial yet clueless technical approach to this one.

That's why they pay me the big bucks.
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Blue Hyundai suv
 
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Nirgon

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Alright what's your angle.

Pretend to be strolling by randomly and "hey! You're that girl from the news, right? Yeah I think I've seen you on before"

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Nirgon said:
Alright what's your angle.

Pretend to be strolling by randomly and "hey! You're that girl from the news, right? Yeah I think I've seen you on before"

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I just assume his pickup line was always "oh sorry didn't mean to blind you with my Rolex, so do you like custom art?"
 
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I just assume his pickup line was always "oh sorry didn't mean to blind you with my Rolex, so do you like custom art?"
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LOL

"So yeah, some of these people I know that played EverQuest 20 years ago consider me to be the next John McAfee"

God I hope the rubber hits the road on this one.
 
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Foler

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Alright what's your angle.

Pretend to be strolling by randomly and "hey! You're that girl from the news, right? Yeah I think I've seen you on before"

?
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No, I’m going to join her gym. I’ll workout there for two months to establish I’m a regular and observe her routine.

Then I’ll approach her one day and tell her I found her on Twitter last year and was so enamored but her beauty that I made a thread dedicated to it on a forum for a 20 year old mmorpg.
 
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Foler said:
No, I’m going to join her gym. I’ll workout there for two months to establish I’m a regular and observe her routine.

Then I’ll approach her one day and tell her I found her on Twitter last year and was so enamored but her beauty that I made a thread dedicated to it on a forum for a 20 year old mmorpg.
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I am truly impressed man
 
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Foler said:
Gonna run The Database (tm) on her, find out her car, follow it for a day to find her routine and then accidentally run into her the next day once I know her routine. It’s what I usually do.
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In Minecraft
 
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Soap Opera V.O.: Little does Foler know, he would soon fall in love with his target, and she him. Will he be able to get past the guilt of knowing he spied on her, or will he tell her everything? Next episode: Katie's father makes a stunning discovery on his favorite message board, will the relationship be unraveled?
 
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