The Little Mermaid (2023)

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Xarpolis

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She really looks full retard in all of those pictures. No way her brain is normal with a birth defect like those eyes.
 
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Bald Brah

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Why didn't they call this "The little black mermaid"? They could have named her Aretha instead of Arielle.

You know like they did when they made Blackula?

POSTER_-_BLACULA.jpg


I don't remember anyone having any problems with that.

If you cast a black guy as Dracula, it's probably not going to work out.

But if you cast a black guy as Blackula, no issues!

 
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Chukzombi

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Why didn't they call this "The little black mermaid"? They could have named her Aretha instead of Arielle.

You know like they did when they made Blackula?

POSTER_-_BLACULA.jpg


I don't remember anyone having any problems with that.

If you cast a black guy as Dracula, it's probably not going to work out.

But if you cast a black guy as Blackula, no issues!


I remember as a kid watching a vampire movie marathon with my dad on the Chiller Theater show on WPIX . They had Dracula with Bela Lugosi, Dracula with Christopher Lee and it was fine, wasn't scared, then they had Blacula and holy fuck that dude was ugly and scary. I noped out right then. Years later I went back to watch it as an adult, wasn't scary at all, it was just stupid.
 
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Lanx

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I remember as a kid watching a vampire movie marathon with my dad on the Chiller Theater show on WPIX . They had Dracula with Bela Lugosi, Dracula with Christopher Lee and it was fine, wasn't scared, then they had Blacula and holy fuck that dude was ugly and scary. I noped out right then. Years later I went back to watch it as an adult, wasn't scary at all, it was just stupid.
damn dude, sometimes i forget how ancient you are, like i'm the only person here w/ you that even knows what WPIX is, and i don't remember any of that
how old is u?
 

Chukzombi

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damn dude, sometimes i forget how ancient you are, like i'm the only person here w/ you that even knows what WPIX is, and i don't remember any of that
how old is u?
I'm still 52. I just have a really good memory for some things. I can remember individual EQ raids and even just regular exp groups when all it was was me pulling from the KFC in SK.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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I'm still 52. I just have a really good memory for some things. I can remember individual EQ raids and even just regular exp groups when all it was was me pulling from the KFC in SK.

Help me host the Five Bees Podcast. It's going to be talking about all of those wonderful things we remembered, but also how to try to bring them back, whether it be music, movies, slutty women, or spending time with your grandpa.

We just have random people on, and share our goofy life stories. The ultimate goal is to talk about what used to make the world we grew up in wonderful, and maybe had to start shaping it to get back to there.

Of course though there will be tons of retarded anecdotes, just like you were sitting around with your family had to get together, and everybody's sharing stories.

Got to be better than a whole bunch of magicians sitting around talking about what spells they're going to cast.
 
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Chukzombi

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Help me host the Five Bees Podcast. It's going to be talking about all of those wonderful things we remembered, but also how to try to bring them back, whether it be music, movies, slutty women, or spending time with your grandpa.

We just have random people on, and share our goofy life stories. The ultimate goal is to talk about what used to make the world we grew up in wonderful, and maybe had to start shaping it to get back to there.

Of course though there will be tons of retarded anecdotes, just like you were sitting around with your family had to get together, and everybody's sharing stories.

Got to be better than a whole bunch of magicians sitting around talking about what spells they're going to cast.
I think I do that already and half the board hates me for it. Lol.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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I think I do that already and half the board hates me for it. Lol.
The difference though is we can monetize it. Think of all of the amazing hats, or vintage shoes you can purchase when we become the greatest duo or trio in podcasting history.

Seananigans Seananigans has to be involved in this because I think he's younger than the two of us, but I think he understands the stuff we need to do.

I'm telling you it could be great.
 
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Bald Brah

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I'm still 52. I just have a really good memory for some things. I can remember individual EQ raids and even just regular exp groups when all it was was me pulling from the KFC in SK.

What server were you on? I started off on one I can't remember but moved to Firona Vie r/p server in the first few months it opened. Played a long time on EQ Mac too when the regular servers went to shit after PoP when everyone went to WoW.
I Was sad when they finally closed it down. Al'kabor, the first time locked server. Was awesome.
 

Chukzombi

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What server were you on? I started off on one I can't remember but moved to Firona Vie r/p server in the first few months it opened. Played a long time on EQ Mac too when the regular servers went to shit after PoP when everyone went to WoW.
I Was sad when they finally closed it down
I was Erolissi Marr, the goddess of Love and daily message board flame wars. I was in Da'kor and co-founded Magister.
 
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I was Erolissi Marr, the goddess of Love and daily message board flame wars. I was in Da'kor and co-founded Magister.
Is kogur still around. He was a cool dude but never really talked to him after he got the hacking ban. At least he owned up to it instead of being a weasel.
 

Chukzombi

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Is kogur still around. He was a cool dude but never really talked to him after he got the hacking ban. At least he owned up to it instead of being a weasel.
I quit EQ 21 years ago and then came back for a few years in 2019. Kogur sounds familiar, but I don't know him.
 

Rabbit_Games

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I'm in the same boat with EQ ( except for the coming back ). Once I left, I pretty well left for good.
 
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Chukzombi

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I'm in the same boat with EQ ( except for the coming back ). Once I left, I pretty well left for good.
Most don't come back and if you do. It's a huge learning curve to get the hang of it again. Many things changed radically, such as travel and experience and AA and spells. Took me a few months of old school grinding to know where shit is and how to do things. Then there is just plain old remembering how to play. I came back for two years and so being able to play like I used to while working remotely was the fucking tits. I was also raiding in the server's top guild. They only raided a few days a week for a few hours, but that was how Uber guilds were in 2019. My ranger was so unbelievably overpowered. My arrow strikes would crit for millions of HP.
 

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Lmao, I take it that's the more traditional siren mermaid thing based on the pile of skulls
 
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