The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

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Brahma

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Ok. I miss something? WTF is going on? The brother went trans?
 
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Big Phoenix

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Bruh where you been? They've both been trannies for 5+ years.
 
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Cinge

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Watched the trailer. I dunno, maybe its just the trailer, but all that I got is its an older neo/trinity(that is somehow alive) with a new morpheus and they are just doing the same steps again with a new wrapper(granted that is basically what the architect said happens, when he mentions how many interations they are already on). Maybe a future trailer will actually show something different, one can hope. I'd just rather have a movie that showed life after the final film, how zion is going, if still at war with machines etc.
 
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rhinohelix

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I don't know, looks good at least. A soft reboot/reset was built into the franchise from the beginning; Seems like they are doing some of that here. It certainly has potential. Whether they can pull it off, since the pair of them haven't made a really good movie since the Original Matrix, remains to be seen. Maybe since its just the one Lana? I don't remember her deadname to be able to tie her into the original movie, the thinner one? It will be better? I don't care at this point, I just want them to do the concept, and the actors and our time, justice. That first movie was just so fucking good. I mean, blown away, like Star Wars in the theater for the first time when I was 6 in 1977 good.

I will say new Morpheus (same guy from Aquaman, I think?) looks awesome in the role and CAM/Trinity looked way better in this than she has in some stuff in which I have seen her lately (The last decade, I guess?).

Edit: Lana used to the the thinner/smaller one. Transition hasn't done her* chin any favors.
 

Chukzombi

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look, we all know we arent gonna pay to see this shit. but we will all probably watch it, if just for the lulz. this isnt a serious movie. its just a time killer for the Christmas weekend which has fuckall around to see.
 
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Argarth

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I'm kind of excited, and also kind of sad at the same time. I just know I'll pay to watch it at the Cinema, because if it's actually really good, I'll hate myself for missing out if I don't.

But then, it can't possibly be good enough, can it, really? So I'm probably going to end up hating myself anyway. Ah, such is life.
 
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Chris

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I'm kind of excited, and also kind of sad at the same time. I just know I'll pay to watch it at the Cinema, because if it's actually really good, I'll hate myself for missing out if I don't.

But then, it can't possibly be good enough, can it, really? So I'm probably going to end up hating myself anyway. Ah, such is life.
Wait for reviews.
 

Rezz

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I mean I already pay for hbomax; gonna see this for free no matter what happens. Just comes down to what I'm doing that day.
 

nu_11

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I mean I already pay for hbomax; gonna see this for free no matter what happens. Just comes down to what I'm doing that day.
If you’re paying for HBOMax then it’s not free. Ya fucking donkey
 
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Rezz

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If you’re paying for HBOMax then it’s not free. Ya fucking donkey
I pay for HBOMax for other shit, son. That means I'm not paying extra, in any capacity, to watch the new Matrix movie. Thus, I am seeing it for what is effectively free.

Were I not paying for HBOmax, if I wanted to see it, my options would be to:
Pay for HBOmax (something if I wasn't already doing, would be an extra payment)
See it in theatre (requires me to spend money beyond 0 to see it)

Nuance, son.
 
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