The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

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Grizzlebeard

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if you do that you end up looking like this.
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I've woken up next to worse albeit sans meat and two veg.
 
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Raes

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Hilarious because that's the exact same thing that popped into my head when I read the question, lol.
 
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Kirun

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I fucking love Keanu.

"Hey, we need you for a new Matrix.."

"Fine, but I'm not shaving, getting in shape, or cutting my hair.."

"....you're hired".
 

Seananigans

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I fucking love Keanu.

"Hey, we need you for a new Matrix.."

"Fine, but I'm not shaving, getting in shape, or cutting my hair.."

"....you're hired".

They're still trying to crank out John Wick stuff, so I don't think he CAN cut his hair, or maybe even shave.

But yeah, that was almost certainly a given. "Sure, I can do another Matrix, but I'm gonna look like John Wick, and you're going to write around that."
 

Malakriss

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Residual self image, no one stays 20 forever in the Matrix you still age and your perception changes along with it.
 

Pogi.G

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I'm not gonna lie. The new trailer that dropped today has seriously raised my hype meter.



kung fu GIF
 
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Asshat wormie

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Calling it now. Movie is mostly about Trinity being a bad ass woman heroine while relegating Neo to supporting role in order to deconstruct nucolonial masculinity and elevate oppressed minorities.
 
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