The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

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jayrebb

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Cloud Atlas was watchable from a cult movie perspective but largely disjointed and incoherent.

Still delivered some good time jumps bits of story and set pieces.
 
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Cybsled

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Cloud Atlas was like an anthology series that was cut into a movie. It had some cool concepts, and the whole idea of "this action hundreds of years ago resulted in a cascade effect of future actions that resulted in this" was thought provoking, but as a movie it is all over the place to be sure.
 
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spronk

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Cloud Atlas was watchable from a cult movie perspective but largely disjointed and incoherent.

Still delivered some good time jumps bits of story and set pieces.

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Breakdown

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I think I cracked the script.
Neo is revealed to not be the One, but to be the one percent. He spends the whole
Movie dictating women’s health issues to Trinity until it’s revealed that the matrix is a tool to smash the patriarchy and is the hero in the end.

then some hamfisted imagery of the capitol riots and then trinity blows her brains out 46 times
 

Grizzlebeard

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I think I cracked the script.
Neo is revealed to not be the One, but to be the one percent. He spends the whole
Movie dictating women’s health issues to Trinity until it’s revealed that the matrix is a tool to smash the patriarchy and is the hero in the end.

then some hamfisted imagery of the capitol riots and then trinity blows her brains out 46 times
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Aychamo BanBan

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I think I cracked the script.
Neo is revealed to not be the One, but to be the one percent. He spends the whole
Movie dictating women’s health issues to Trinity until it’s revealed that the matrix is a tool to smash the patriarchy and is the hero in the end.

then some hamfisted imagery of the capitol riots and then trinity blows her brains out 46 times

It honestly wouldn't surprise me!!!
 

Masakari

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Hopefully the movie isn't some allegory for Orange Man Bad and the current political climate. Would be hilarious if the W Sisters went from making a movie going after The System, to a movie embracing The System. Just depends how woke they are, and how much time they've spent in West Hollywood.

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Loser Araysar

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Matrix 2 and Matrix 3 was already pretty bad and thats before everyone aged, got fat and some just went straight retarded (the wachowskis).

What a fucking dumpster fire this is shaping up to be.
 

Wombat

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You guys do know that the original casting plan for the first Matrix, with Will Smith, was all the heroes were black and all the agents were white, right?

They haven't changed, its just the studio execs have all aged out and been replaced by modern leftists in the interim.
 
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Drinsic

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Cloud Atlas was like an anthology series that was cut into a movie. It had some cool concepts, and the whole idea of "this action hundreds of years ago resulted in a cascade effect of future actions that resulted in this" was thought provoking, but as a movie it is all over the place to be sure.
The trailer for Cloud Atlas was better than the movie. Not that that's a thing unique to Cloud Atlas.

matrixes.
come on Astro
 
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