The Meg (2018)

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• Apr 10, 2018

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spronk said:

I bet the Oscars snub this 2018 GOAT tier movie

It has Jason Statham, hot chinese actress, a kid, a black guy, a german scientist, and a giant shark. What else could you possibly need in a movie?

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Black guy is not Samuel L., but is LL Cool J. I'm torn

 

Gamma Rays

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• Apr 12, 2018

• #22

It looks like a better version of a movie that 'The Asylum' would make.

But, I'm a sucker for dumb over-blown movies. Count me in!

 

kaid

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• Apr 13, 2018

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Okay this looks cheesy as fuck sign me up.

 

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It's about time we got some big budget B level monster movies going. I'm in.

 

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• Apr 13, 2018

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• Apr 13, 2018

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I have to ask... Is The Meg nuts?

sorry

 

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• Apr 20, 2018

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I really don't get if this is supposed to be a full on black comedy ala Freddy vs Jason or a serious movie broken up with humor.

 

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• Jul 27, 2018

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Malakriss

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• Jul 27, 2018

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I'm getting a little "far too many close calls" vibe from that trailer, where Statham defies all realistic expectations and comes out unscathed in multiple instances.

 

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• Jul 27, 2018

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it's a bad sign when they use the cheap version of the trailer voice guy. "The meg.... only in cinemas" -- one step above straight to video. which is too bad cause the first trailer looked great. final trailer looked like it was some sharknado levels of CGI at some points.

 

Malakriss

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• Aug 9, 2018

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Even Jason Statham is Bummed ‘The Meg’ Doesn’t Have the Blood and Gore He Signed Up For

Turteltaub actually filmed some gorier deaths, but during post-production the studio made the decision that The Meg would have to be a PG-13 film. So, well, bye bye gore.

Sadly, the visual effects on those cut scenes weren’t ever finished, so we don’t expect to see them on home video. After all, it’d cost the studio millions to finish them. Sigh.

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• Aug 10, 2018

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PG-13 is so stupid, parents don't care anymore and let their kids watch R films anyways.

 

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Merrith

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• Aug 11, 2018

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Story was pretty ridiculous (although at least they tried for "discovering" the Meg and such with a barely plausible idea), but it's still Jason S v. a 90 foot shark so it had its moments. Not the worst way I'll have someone spend $10 on me this year.

 

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• Aug 11, 2018

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Jason statham fights a 90ft shark with a knife. Was worth $13

 

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Xarpolis

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• Aug 12, 2018

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I hope it's a big knife at least.

 

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• Aug 12, 2018

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Malakriss said:

Even Jason Statham is Bummed ‘The Meg’ Doesn’t Have the Blood and Gore He Signed Up For

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That's really fucking gay. I'll watch this when it's free.

 

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• Aug 12, 2018

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Xarpolis said:

I hope it's a big knife at least.

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Naw. He also Kung Fu kicks it

 

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Made a surprising shitload of money. $44 million in the US, closer to 150 worldwide. There will be a sequel, I'm guessing.

 

Malakriss

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DickTrickle said:

Made a surprising shitload of money. $44 million in the US, closer to 150 worldwide. There will be a sequel, I'm guessing.

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There's 7-8 books in the series so they went into this knowing they could whore it out repeatedly for $$$

Hell, the Sharknados were the focus testing.