The Northman (2022)
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Animosity
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Alot of cable providers give you premium for free. Even though its only $5 a month, its still a pretty good streaming service. Has a good back catalogue of shows.
Im definitely seeing Northman opening weekend. It looks great and the visuals look like they would be better in a theater.
Im definitely seeing Northman opening weekend. It looks great and the visuals look like they would be better in a theater.
Goatface
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last movie i saw in a theater was 1917, but pretty hyped for this. i won't be able to go opening weekend, but if stays on the big mxc screen at local marquee will go see it the next weekend.
spronk
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Unfortunately this movie is releasing at kind of a bad time, a week after Fantastic Beasts 3 and the same day as a big kids movie (Bad Guys, animated) and Nic Cage's Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. 2 weeks later Dr. Strange 2 bows in.
So far around me Northman is only gonna be on standard theaters, no IMAX or Dolby. Hopefully they add a few premium screens, but movie comes out in basically a week.
also Peacock isn't the same thing as Paramount+, they are competing networks. Its a complete shit show. 1883 is on Paramount+. Seasons 1-4 of Yellowstone are on Peacock (paid). Season 5, upcoming season, is ONLY on Paramount+ not on Peacock. yeah its fucking stupid as hell. I pirate that stuff even though I have both networks because fuck if I can remember which app to launch for what season of what show.
So far around me Northman is only gonna be on standard theaters, no IMAX or Dolby. Hopefully they add a few premium screens, but movie comes out in basically a week.
also Peacock isn't the same thing as Paramount+, they are competing networks. Its a complete shit show. 1883 is on Paramount+. Seasons 1-4 of Yellowstone are on Peacock (paid). Season 5, upcoming season, is ONLY on Paramount+ not on Peacock. yeah its fucking stupid as hell. I pirate that stuff even though I have both networks because fuck if I can remember which app to launch for what season of what show.
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Homsar
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The paramount app sucks imo, for whatever reason it seems too lag a lot, I will say it seems to work better going through Roku stick over my Samsung or LG TVs
BrutulTM
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Paramount is CBS. Peacock is NBC. What shows are streaming where is a giant cluster fuck though. I assumed since Comedy Central was listed on the Paramount Plus app that I would be able to watch new South Park episodes there but no, that's on HBO Max for some reason.
Homsar
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Yeah, the shit is a massive cluster fuck. Wish I could cancel my cable and all the boxes and just pay for internet and one streaming service for backround noise but impossible with having family and others at my house
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Ok this kinda reminded me of seeing "Only God Forgives" expecting something similar to Drive from the same director, but getting a radically different movie
This isn't that extreme but it definitely has an art house feel. If you go in expecting pure action you'll be disappointed
This is like an episode of Vikings with the Norse mysticism cranked up.
It started to drag near the end.
I give it 3.5/5 it gets an extra half point for extreme dog fetishism and role play
This isn't that extreme but it definitely has an art house feel. If you go in expecting pure action you'll be disappointed
This is like an episode of Vikings with the Norse mysticism cranked up.
It started to drag near the end.
I give it 3.5/5 it gets an extra half point for extreme dog fetishism and role play
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No, I've been meaning to watch the Lighthouse and I don't watch supernatural/occult stuff
And I was addressing all the people thinking this will be John Wick but Vikings.
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Sanrith Descartes
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We did it 3 years ago and never looked back. Fuck cable. Pay for a couple of streaming services and also use the free ones.
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joz123
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I've been watching more things on the free app Tubi than anything else lately. Has Stargate stuff, old kungfu movies, MXC/Iron Chef Japan and others.
When it does the countdown to ads I just fast forward a few frames and it skips the ads.
When it does the countdown to ads I just fast forward a few frames and it skips the ads.
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Sanrith Descartes
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Based on the second trailer, looks like a Conan remake, but done right, just not Conan. Still looks fantastic, probably one of the only reason I'm excited to see, but based on some of the scenes in the trailer I wonder if you could sit there and just track a list of similar scenes between the two movies.
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