The Oh Shit it's almost xmas and I've run out of ideas for presents thread

Haus

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That's hideous. Haha.

Hideous you say?
Spoilered because I'm warning you all....
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What is it you ask?

A "tube of lipstick" supposedly
 
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Fogel

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That's part of christmas, not knowing what your present is until you unwrap it
 
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My wife got a washing machine for Christmas. I told her that is all she's getting from me and she got all pissy about it.
 
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Love this place. Christmas gift ideas thread turns into meetup for human trafficking LARP. stay righteous, my dudes👍
 

Haus

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Since we're on the topic of "gray market human acquisition".... If anybody has a good hookup on healthy babies let me know... for a friend.
 

Fogel

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I hear you can get a good deal on a Chinese Uighur baby... might be missing a kidney though
 
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I.... 'll have to ask him. But probably as long as needed.

In that case go ahead and get one imported then wait till it turns 18. Might even get a good deal on one they're ready to discard.
 

Haus

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I hear you can get a good deal on a Chinese Uighur baby... might be missing a kidney though

I think missing a kidney would invalidate the "healthy" part. Not to mention that's too young to harvest since it won't be fully developed yet.

Also, I hear if you're OK with a Chinese girl all you really have to do it take a vacation there and hang out under a bridge with a net to catch them as they fall.
 
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