The Oh Shit it's almost xmas and I've run out of ideas for presents thread

Haus

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• Dec 17, 2019

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Xarpolis said:

That's hideous. Haha.

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Hideous you say?
Spoilered because I'm warning you all....

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What is it you ask?

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A "tube of lipstick" supposedly

 

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Guurn

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• Dec 17, 2019

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Xarpolis

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• Dec 18, 2019

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That's a pretty badass lipstick sock thing. It's so shiny!

 

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Aaron

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• Dec 18, 2019

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a_skeleton_02 said:

Human traffic a Thai girl.

They gotta learn eventually.

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This is why I voted for you as A Mod!

 

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Siliconemelons

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• Dec 18, 2019

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Aaron said:

This is why I voted for you as A Mod!

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I will vote for @a_skeleton_02 if he will play p99 with me again. Those were the good ol days of emulating the good ol days

 

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Bubbles

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• Dec 18, 2019

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a_skeleton_02 said:

Human traffic a Thai girl.

They gotta learn eventually.

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but make sure you actually get a girl

 

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Fogel

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• Dec 18, 2019

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That's part of christmas, not knowing what your present is until you unwrap it

 

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• Dec 18, 2019

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Bubbles said:

but make sure you actually get a girl

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They still gotta learn.

 

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TJT

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• Dec 18, 2019

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My wife got a washing machine for Christmas. I told her that is all she's getting from me and she got all pissy about it.

 

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Hoss

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• Dec 18, 2019

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a_skeleton_02 said:

Cash

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Ban this faggot from the thread.

a_skeleton_02 said:

Human traffic a Thai girl.

They gotta learn eventually.

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Nevermind. He redeemed himself.

 

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Ambiturner

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• Dec 18, 2019

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Outside of AR-15s, this entire thread is shit

 

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Mario Speedwagon

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• Dec 18, 2019

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Bubbles said:

but make sure you actually get a girl

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Going through all the trouble of trafficking a sex slave from Thailand and getting a girl instead of ladyboy would be like flying to Italy to eat tacos instead of pasta.

 

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moonarchia

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• Dec 19, 2019

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a_skeleton_02 said:

Human traffic a Thai girl.

They gotta learn eventually.

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If you can get one over 18 into Denver, I have a friend who might be interested...

 

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Hoss

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• Dec 19, 2019

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moonarchia said:

If you can get one over 18 into Denver, I have a friend who might be interested...

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How long [strike through]are you [/strike through] is he willing to wait?

 

moonarchia

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• Dec 20, 2019

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Hoss said:

How long [strike through]are you [/strike through] is he willing to wait?

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I.... 'll have to ask him. But probably as long as needed.

 

maskedmelon

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• Dec 20, 2019

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Love this place. Christmas gift ideas thread turns into meetup for human trafficking LARP. stay righteous, my dudes

 

Haus

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• Dec 20, 2019

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Since we're on the topic of "gray market human acquisition".... If anybody has a good hookup on healthy babies let me know... for a friend.

 

Fogel

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• Dec 20, 2019

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I hear you can get a good deal on a Chinese Uighur baby... might be missing a kidney though

 

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Hoss

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• Dec 20, 2019

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moonarchia said:

I.... 'll have to ask him. But probably as long as needed.

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In that case go ahead and get one imported then wait till it turns 18. Might even get a good deal on one they're ready to discard.

 

Haus

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• Dec 27, 2019

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Fogel said:

I hear you can get a good deal on a Chinese Uighur baby... might be missing a kidney though

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I think missing a kidney would invalidate the "healthy" part. Not to mention that's too young to harvest since it won't be fully developed yet.

Also, I hear if you're OK with a Chinese girl all you really have to do it take a vacation there and hang out under a bridge with a net to catch them as they fall.

 

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