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The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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I’m surprised nobody has done a UFO drunk history show.
Get a drunk ufologist talking about The Nimitz Encounters or the Lonnie Zamora incident. Every episode would have a different ufo celebrity struggling to retell famous UFO cases while wasted.
I think it’s a good idea.
Get a drunk ufologist talking about The Nimitz Encounters or the Lonnie Zamora incident. Every episode would have a different ufo celebrity struggling to retell famous UFO cases while wasted.
I think it’s a good idea.
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Loser Araysar
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wow he couldnt keep up with something while flying at 280 mph. chuck yeager already went supersonic 4 years earlier, thats 720 mph
coming up next on 5 oclock news, man on foot cant keep up with a bicycle.
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Correct, they are mistaken. Do you have any idea how fast 4000 mph is? If that were true, and they were actually using the theodolite to measure HIS speed, they wouldn't have any fucking hope of accurately measuring something going 4000 mph with it. Not to mention, this guy wouldn't be "I couldn't catch up" instead he'd be "it blew me the fuck out of my shorts." You don't try to catch up to something going almost 15 times your speed.
For those that don't know what a theodolite is, this is likely similar to what they would be using that year:
It measures velocities via changes in angle over time. As in, start at one spot and then swing it to the next and count how long it took to traverse that distance. Even a newfangled digital one might have trouble with something that fast, let alone someone doing it by hand, by surprise on a different target, but I'm not a theodolite expert so who knows.
But all of that ridiculousness aside, as Araysar said, there were already experimental aircraft doing a couple times this guy's speed, and it is entirely possible they weren't need to know that something was being tested. But sure, let's just take the 4000 mph "measured with a precision instrument for credibility!" as fact so it can be a UFO.
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You make me so hard when you dig in baby.Correct, they are mistaken. Do you have any idea how fast 4000 mph is? If that were true, and they were actually using the theodolite to measure HIS speed, they wouldn't have any fucking hope of accurately measuring something going 4000 mph with it. Not to mention, this guy wouldn't be "I couldn't catch up" instead he'd be "it blew me the fuck out of my shorts." You don't try to catch up to something going almost 15 times your speed.
For those that don't know what a theodolite is, this is likely similar to what they would be using that year:
It measures velocities via changes in angle over time. As in, start at one spot and then swing it to the next and count how long it took to traverse that distance. Even a newfangled digital one might have trouble with something that fast, let alone someone doing it by hand, by surprise on a different target, but I'm not a theodolite expert so who knows.
But all of that ridiculousness aside, as Araysar said, there were already experimental aircraft doing a couple times this guy's speed, and it is entirely possible they weren't need to know that something was being tested. But sure, let's just take the 4000 mph "measured with a precision instrument for credibility!" as fact so it can be a UFO.
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Good God almighty. Tried to listen to the whole interview with that guy and he's not only rambling and name dropping the entire time, he is the epitome of entitled elitist NY boomer. Go read some reviews of his books on Amazon for a laugh.
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Loser Araysar
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bro, i think you have some problems with accepting constructive feedback. everyone here is only trying to help.
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Hicks takes direct oversight of Pentagon's UAP office; new reporting website to be launched
Deputy Defense Secretary Kathleen Hicks recently moved to personally oversee the Pentagon’s unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP) investigation team formally known as the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office, DefenseScoop has exclusively learned. And a new website will soon be launched where...
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Bro, are you ok? How did you miss this blockbuster info drop? JP is one of my most trusted news sources, and it seems he has a real scoop this time around.
It also legitimately contains the most plausible explanation for Bob Lazar I've ever heard, at around 5 mins if you don't want to watch the whole thing. No joke, I believe this is far more likely than anything else.
And don't forget to use the discount code at the end to get all your RF shielding gear at a savings! (I love JP, but I often wonder if he's trolling with his product sponsors too. Anyone that buys an RF shielding blanket or bracelet has already lost too many brain cells for it to matter at this point.)
It also legitimately contains the most plausible explanation for Bob Lazar I've ever heard, at around 5 mins if you don't want to watch the whole thing. No joke, I believe this is far more likely than anything else.
And don't forget to use the discount code at the end to get all your RF shielding gear at a savings! (I love JP, but I often wonder if he's trolling with his product sponsors too. Anyone that buys an RF shielding blanket or bracelet has already lost too many brain cells for it to matter at this point.)
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I do love my JP time. Will check it out. Of course he's trolling. You're supposed to use silver fiber like I do. Inlay that shit in all your clothes and no one will suspect you're wearing a full tinfoil suit of armor.
Loser Araysar
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LOL, imagine being so retarded that you would actually wrap yourself in silver or foil.
The best way to do it is to drink colloidal silver so its inside of you all the time, 100% of the time, so that they cannot find and abduct you even if you are naked in PNW woods with Bigfoot
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