The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

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Hateyou

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its a nice fantasy that somewhere out in the woods a giant apeman is still kicking it old school. but is he? i would say no, in today's world of enthusiasts searching for samsquanches armed with cell phone cameras and trail cams, the lack of any evidence at all is pretty definitive. still though, the species may still be around in some cave up in the Yukon or Nepal. but yeah, most likely not. the only people who find bigfoots every week are those clods on cable. they find bigfoots and then they go to a different town the next week and find some more. its amazing!

Why do you keep saying samsquanch. Is there a meme I’m missing out on?
 

Chris

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Interesting thing I heard once is that the legends of things like elves and orcs and dwarves (and bigfoots?) are just how different groups of protohumans saw each other.

Elves are just how Neanderthals saw Humans, prettier and more cultured. Orcs are how Humans saw Neanderthals, ugly and stupid. We have some Neanderthal in our gene pool so we have both sets of legends.
 

Chukzombi

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Interesting thing I heard once is that the legends of things like elves and orcs and dwarves (and bigfoots?) are just how different groups of protohumans saw each other.

Elves are just how Neanderthals saw Humans, prettier and more cultured. Orcs are how Humans saw Neanderthals, ugly and stupid. We have some Neanderthal in our gene pool so we have both sets of legends.
want it revealed that Neanderthal was actually the "smart" race and it was the salty humans who hunted them down to extinction?
 

pharmakos

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Interesting thing I heard once is that the legends of things like elves and orcs and dwarves (and bigfoots?) are just how different groups of protohumans saw each other.

Elves are just how Neanderthals saw Humans, prettier and more cultured. Orcs are how Humans saw Neanderthals, ugly and stupid. We have some Neanderthal in our gene pool so we have both sets of legends.

neanderthals were dwarves, yo
 

Kiroy

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want it revealed that Neanderthal was actually the "smart" race and it was the salty humans who hunted them down to extinction?

I thought the current theories is that it was less human's hunting them to extinction and more humans (and other events) fucking up the food sources, which neanderthals relied much more heavily on to fuel their strong bodies and smarter brains.

How much 'mind blown' would you be if we come to find out it was neanderthals (or a neanderthal / human hybrid) civilization doing these mega megalithic structures (300+ tons) pre 12k and further BC. The intelligence and raw strength quotients would start to make what was going on make more sense.
 
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Chris

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I thought the current theories is that it was less human's hunting them to extinction and more humans (and other events) fucking up the food sources, which neanderthals relied much more heavily on to fuel their strong bodies and smarter brains.

How much 'mind blown' would you be if we come to find out it was neanderthals (or a neanderthal / human hybrid) civilization doing these mega megalithic structures (300+ tons) pre 12k and further BC. The intelligence and raw strength quotients would start to make what was going on make more sense.
Huh. Wasn't it that both Humans and Neaderthals were armed with spears at the time, but Humans could throw theirs due to being smarter/more agile and Neanderthals couldn't? I've never seen anything saying that Neanderthals were smarter.

I think it's likely it was a mix of Humans overhunting Europe once they moved in and being able to adapt to that more quickly, Humans killing Neanderthals more often in confrontations due to being better armed (throwing spears) and interbreeding.
 

pharmakos

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Huh. Wasn't it that both Humans and Neaderthals were armed with spears at the time, but Humans could throw theirs due to being smarter/more agile and Neanderthals couldn't? I've never seen anything saying that Neanderthals were smarter.

I think it's likely it was a mix of Humans overhunting Europe once they moved in and being able to adapt to that more quickly, Humans killing Neanderthals more often in confrontations due to being better armed (throwing spears) and interbreeding.

Neanderthals Went Extinct Because They Were Smart, Sad, and Alone -- Just Like You | Inverse

note -- didn't read the article, it just had the best headline when i googled.
 

MusicForFish

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I have been ignoring this guy for a while now, and then he drops a decent video.
This footage is from 2010.
The first video is pretty amazing after about 40 seconds in.
Not the first time I've seen those lights in videos.
I can't belive she caught these things movement characteristics on film.
Turn your brightness up to make it out clearer.
The follow up into the crop circle created by the starting vid, and the astounding differences between legit circles and man made circles.

 
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pharmakos

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why do people that form theories like that never write about them? why is it always videos? i'd be willing to give like 500% more conspiracy nut stuff a chance if i could read about it instead of sitting through some guy's YouTube video.
 
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Chukzombi

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why do people that form theories like that never write about them? why is it always videos? i'd be willing to give like 500% more conspiracy nut stuff a chance if i could read about it instead of sitting through some guy's YouTube video.
because we dont post books here?
 

pharmakos

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because we dont post books here?

you're equating watching a 8 minute youtube video with reading a book?

most youtube conspiracy videos could easily be explained with a reasonably length article and accompanying images, rather than being forced to digest the information at the rate of the video author's "dramatic" pacing.

"but what IF.... the aliens played a role after all?" [[10 second fade in on Angkor Wat]]
 

Chukzombi

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you're equating watching a 8 minute youtube video with reading a book?

most youtube conspiracy videos could easily be explained with a reasonably length article and accompanying images, rather than being forced to digest the information at the rate of the video author's "dramatic" pacing.

"but what IF.... the aliens played a role after all?" [[10 second fade in on Angkor Wat]]
its sad you talk shit to me about fucking space aliens. it shows you havent watched a goddamned fucking thing i posted, but you're a fucking expert on it.
 

Tuco

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Neanderthals got wiped out by humans because they were too noble to do an early rush, so humans could get the edge by multi-tasking their rush while teching up.
 
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pharmakos

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its sad you talk shit to me about fucking space aliens. it shows you havent watched a goddamned fucking thing i posted, but you're a fucking expert on it.

i'm not denying its true, i actually find ancient alien stuff really interesting, just get sick of the dramatic tropes all those sorts of videos usually have. and i just generally have a disdain for digesting information by video. most videos of that genre, the amount of information presented in 10 minutes could have been read in about 1 or 2.

there's too much shit on the internet already for me to waste time learning via video when i could just read *shrugs* i was being a little catty, wasn't meaning to offend, sorry if i did