The "Shit I just bought" thread

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Noodleface

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I kind of want one of those seats, but then I feel like I wouldn't be able to shit anywhere except that one toilet in my house. And when people came over I'd have to explain it every time with visual instructions
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Kirun_sl said:
So, you're basically paying 800$ for what essentially amounts to a tongue in your ass, while cranking one out?
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That's actually a pretty accurate description now that you mention it, except you don't have to deal with The Crazy (tm) in order to get it.

As for the air drying feature, it's basically feels like a toned down hand dryer and takes about a minute or so to dry you up. Considering I don't go to the bathroom without my Ipad (or IPhone) in tow, an extra minute of Angry Birds while you wait for anal blow-dry to finish isn't a big deal. If you prefer not to wait and use toilet paper, your ass is already so squeaky clan you basically don't need more than a square of TP to dry off.

Trust me, I rolled my eyes at the whole setup too, but after you actually use it you're sold.
 
Tarrant

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Izo, if you want to start stalking me around the forums and harassing me I'll be more then happy to confine you to the Shaw so you don't have to roam around and look for me.

Consider it your first and final warning.
 
Noodleface

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I feel like this type of toilet I'd have to try out first. I'm not sure if there are places that let you test drive shitters though.
 
Lejina

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Thailand has a similar approach, though of a much cheaper variety. They literally have a hose with a pistol handle by the toilet and you use it to spray your ass crack. People call it the bum gun hah.

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BrutulTM

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Just tell her you came for the schoolgirl rape porn and then sneak off and use the bum gun while she's sleeping.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Yeah, the hoses are standard issue in Thailand. Equally effective yet far more manual and tricky than the automated toilet version. It's like scratching your own back vs your girlfriend scratching you-- it just isn't the same.

If you want to "try one out"-- assuming you live in a big city with some quality Japanese restaurants, you can most likely find one there. A few of the high end Japanese restaurants here in Dallas have them, I just never bothered using one as I've never needed to take a dump while feasting on sashimi.

On another note, picked this up:Amazon.com: SONOS PLAYBAR TV Soundbar and Wireless Speaker for Streaming Music: Electronicsalong with the SUB

After going through a few lower-end sound bars for my TV, none of which could achieve both good sound and a reliable universal remote integration, I finally bit the bullet and ponied up the cash for the SONOS. Sound is great, setup was a breeze, and the media center functionality works flawlessly. A high end sound system with no wire or setup hassles..
 
mkopec

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This reminds me of this one Asian dude we used to work with. I think he was Vietnamese? He used to take a 32 oz cup filled with water into the bathroom every time. We used to make fun of him. We used to shoot rubber bands at him from all angles. Man he would get so rustled. He would turn around and mutter some profanities with his shitty asian accent. It never got old riling this dude up.
 
Izo

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mkopec_sl said:
This reminds me of this one Asian dude we used to work with. I think he was Vietnamese? He used to take a 32 oz cup filled with water into the bathroom every time. We used to make fun of him. We used to shoot rubber bands at him from all angles. Man he would get so rustled. He would turn around and mutter some profanities with his shitty asian accent. It never got old riling this dude up.
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I knew you were a shitty person. Awesome.
 
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