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Indyocracy

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Well.. Sold my AMD 4/19 200 calls yesterday for a $60 loss... today I see they are up 100% cool cool no big deal

The only thing I have diamond hands for is BTC
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Loser Araysar

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Well.. Sold my AMD 4/19 200 calls yesterday for a $60 loss... today I see they are up 100% cool cool no big deal

The only thing I have diamond hands for is BTC
This Is Fine Woody Harrelson GIF by NEON

I had an OK day
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The_Black_Log Foler

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Well.. Sold my AMD 4/19 200 calls yesterday for a $60 loss... today I see they are up 100% cool cool no big deal

The only thing I have diamond hands for is BTC
This Is Fine Woody Harrelson GIF by NEON
Let’s see here. If I’m doing the math correctly this does not qualify you to join Stock Pals. Valiant effort bro. Let us know as soon as you make $1, of course per Araysar Araysar ’s blessing
 
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Thank you to Stock Pals today for convincing me to not do a stupid YOLO earnings gamble on several stocks predicted to have a big move after reporting. They certainly did have a big move, a big bowel move!

Though I was only about 30% seriously considering it, it still counts as good advice for the momentarily weak-minded. As an aside, some BIG money looks like it fell into the earnings trap on SOUN, but who knows...



And :wompwomp::wompwomp::wompwomp: at FSR, another 'ev' company looks like it's a dead man walking. Again.
Man, I remember their initial car being reviewed on Top Gear and racing against Brian Johnson's 30's Bentley by Captain Slow. Good times.
 
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Loser Araysar

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Thank you to Stock Pals today for convincing me to not do a stupid YOLO earnings gamble on several stocks predicted to have a big move after reporting. They certainly did have a big move, a big bowel move!

Though I was only about 30% seriously considering it, it still counts as good advice for the momentarily weak-minded. As an aside, some BIG money looks like it fell into the earnings trap on SOUN, but who knows...



And :wompwomp::wompwomp::wompwomp: at FSR, another 'ev' company looks like it's a dead man walking. Again.
Man, I remember their initial car being reviewed on Top Gear and racing against Brian Johnson's 30's Bentley by Captain Slow. Good times.
Happy to help, bro.
 
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Loser Araysar

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Rough day at Stock Pals HQ

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The_Black_Log Foler

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Blazin Blazin would you like to join the Stock Pals discord?
 
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Indyocracy

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Bought 4 SMH 230c for 3/15 @ 2.6 at the open, closed them shortly thereafter for a quick morning 12% profit as my workday was going to be too busy to babysit. As my Dad always tells me, pigs get fat but hogs get slaughtered.
 
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Indyocracy

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I am an idiot, I got talked into buying:
NVDA 3/15 1000c x10 @ 3.6

I will report on my results lol warning sell your NVDA now...
 
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Indyocracy

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I am an idiot, I got talked into buying:
NVDA 3/15 1000c x10 @ 3.6

I will report on my results lol warning sell your NVDA now...
Well let's see down about 2k... time to average down and buy 10 more you say?

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This is the biggest gamble I've taken with options, got 4k on the line heh
 
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Indyocracy

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Opened and closed a quick PANW call for a quick 8% gain. What exactly are the requirements for my stock pals invite? If it is to not lose money that just isn't in my DNA lol
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Loser Araysar

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I ran some quick scalps today and made $1440

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And finally unloaded my retarded "buy WMT right before the 3-1 stock split and hold this crap for 2 weeks" play. Picked up another $376 on that after 2 weeks.
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Loser Araysar

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Feeding frenzy at the OCEA trough, I took it for another $400

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Indyocracy

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Well let's see down about 2k... time to average down and buy 10 more you say?

aziz ansari snl GIF by Saturday Night Live


This is the biggest gamble I've taken with options, got 4k on the line heh
I am now only down $600! Gotta spend money to make money...
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