The Witcher

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Gunnar Durden
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Doesn't matter how good Yen looks if Triss is a troglodyte and they still try and make Geralt have a hard time deciding between the two. I mean, the Triss as pictured looks like she could be their mother.

There isnt a "choice" in the books. Yenn is always keeping him at a distance because she thinks their love is just because of a spell and not real. And in the times where they are split, Triss comes in with a spell to seduce Geralt.
 

Khane

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The biggest problem the show is going to have is Witcher 3. It was like playing through a movie, a really good movie. I feel like it's almost impossible to live up to that, in any medium.
 
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Lanx

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is this the witcher or Harry Potter?
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OU Ariakas

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There isnt a "choice" in the books. Yenn is always keeping him at a distance because she thinks their love is just because of a spell and not real. And in the times where they are split, Triss comes in with a spell to seduce Geralt.

A seduction spell is the only way Geralt is falling in love with that hag.
 

Kovaks

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I wonder if they will include the scene from the books where triss gets explosive diarrhea and geralt had to wipe her ass.
 
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j00t

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honestly, i don't know what's up with triss. maybe her personality is great and it gives her some points there but she just doesn't resemble the character at all. but we've all said that.

yennifer doesn't look like how i've always pictured her, BUT i also don't think she unattractive at all. she has somewhat of an exotic look to her, which i think does fit yennifer, so there's that. i really like cavil, but i honestly think he's too buff for geralt. i never pictured geralt as a muscle bound superman. in fact, i picture geralt saying something about too much muscle actually negatively affecting you in several ways. too much caloric intake required to maintain, more muscles equals less flexability, etc
 

k^M

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I didn't realize that's who was playing Geralt, now I can't unsee blond superman.
 

Lanx

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is it so difficult to mine instagram for better looking actors?
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they even come w/ their own wardrobe (note i don't know if this looks good but my wife who played w3, says it's awesome)
 
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jayrebb

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Doesn't have a look either.

Attractiveness =/= look.

Talk to a casting director sometime.
 
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Gunnar Durden
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I feel like Im partially Biased.

I saw and read all the Writers Twitter before the show had casting. I saw a room full of SJWs and figured this was ruined.

Then i saw t he casting and realized they only cast color for wokeness.

Then the showrunner came out and said race wasnt a thing, and color wont play into the story, and they wrote all the characters the same if they were white or not. And I thought, Ok maybe I am over reacting.

Then I saw t he dick helmets and I quit.
 
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