The Worst Movie This Year - Christian Mingle

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Mahes

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speaking as an agnostic/atheist this movie looks like it might be fun to watch. i love conversion flicks, it always gives me a chuckle. i wonder what converts her? does she experience a vision or was the concept of regular dick and relationship stability cause her to suddenly believe in "god". i will check this out if i see it on cable.
Well we could always hope that a movie would actually show an example of a Christian being converted to not believing. Has that even been done yet? A sappy love story where the person with faith lets it all go and stops believing in a false god for love(and of course the hot raunchy sex that comes with no hang ups).
 

Khane

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Yes but never with a man. It always happens with a devout woman giving it all up to take it up the butt.
 

iannis

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I dunno that it's been made specifically as a romcom, but losing your religion is a fairly well defined theme. There are movies crafted around that theme. And like Khane says, that's what Nun Porn is all about.

Probably not as a romcom though. That would be even stranger than whatever this movie is. Mixing those two themes only works in a porno or some arthouse flick.
 

Adebisi

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Kingdom of Heaven director's cut is the only "Christian Mingle" I care to see.
 

kegkilla

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I present to the jurors, the worst, sappiest, shittiest movie I've ever even heard of. Move over Gigli.
there is nothing in that trailer to suggest that this movie would be any more or less shitty than every other hollywood rom com ever made. in fact, i'd venture to say that this plot is a more original idea than the majority of them. you are just seething with rage because someone had the audacity to make a film where two of the themes appear to be living a Christian life in 2014, and the struggles some people have dating people of different faiths. this upsets you because 1) you've never been asked on a date in your lifetime so this concept both confuses and infuriates you, and 2) because you have an irrational hatred of Christianity stemming from the unhealthy amount of time you spend on internet boards like this. you would have better luck posting this at /r/atheism where you and the rest of society's bottom tier can make neil tyson degrasse memes about how stupid Christians are for living blissfully, ignorantly happy, family oriented lives instead of living a life full of internet trolling, isolation and self-pity.

bless your little heart.
 

Adebisi

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