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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Big Phoenix
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Asshat Foler
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Foler which of the two songs in my previous post do you prefer, "Goodbye Boulders" or "My Name is Donga"?
I think both are brilliant but "Goodbye Boulders" is a personal favorite.
Sorry bro I didn't read ur post. Was 2 long. Everyone should know by now that King Foler has the attention span of a goldfish and impulsiveness of left wing media.
Aging be hard on a jug. Getting cracks in this ole glass.
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hodj
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Donga talked sooooo much shit for so long and in the end he came up bitchmade, chugging soy and charging straight off the cliff on his metal buffalo.
This story has it all. Rise from the bottom to the top. Fall from grace for some, restoration to glory for others, Emotional turmoil. Threats of violence. Challenges to physical combat. Devious schemes and attempts to outmaneuver the opponent, accusations of kiddy diddling and being confined to a wheel chair, racist shitposting and mockery, lots of pretty funny content based on the situation, and the greatest internet tough guy shit talker of all getting his cumuppence.
Truly one of the epic story arcs of the Youtube era. This is Game of Thrones for Internet Spergs.
This story has it all. Rise from the bottom to the top. Fall from grace for some, restoration to glory for others, Emotional turmoil. Threats of violence. Challenges to physical combat. Devious schemes and attempts to outmaneuver the opponent, accusations of kiddy diddling and being confined to a wheel chair, racist shitposting and mockery, lots of pretty funny content based on the situation, and the greatest internet tough guy shit talker of all getting his cumuppence.
Truly one of the epic story arcs of the Youtube era. This is Game of Thrones for Internet Spergs.
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Asshat Foler
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Can tell I would v much luv it. If u could write it in a short novella form it would be eezier for me to digest
hodj
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Watch the "Internet Tough Guy: The Story of Tonka Trucks" video I linked. It covers it all without all the reading.
Shorthand story is Donga of the Disabled Tribe send up many smoke signals but there was no fire in the pit when Andy got there to respond.
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Asshat Foler
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hodj
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Andy was busy doing cocaine prior to the events depicted in the narrative.
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Asshat Foler
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How did Donga end up in the disabled tribe n the first place and how did he end up in this situation neways
hodj
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Donga ended up in the Disabled Tribe by force of meme. No one knows for a fact he rides the metal buffalo to return to his wigwam at the end of a day of challenging people to real life fights he has no intention of showing up to, but its funny and it sticks as a result.
He ended up in this mess by being a shit talking internet tough guy with a spine made of jello and a belly full of soy.
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Asshat Foler
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Can u clarify 2nd sentence. No 1 knows he for sure eif he actually rides a metal Buffalo or if he returns to wigwam?
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cabbitcabbit
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hodj
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Because he hasn't put any pictures of himself out in recent years, no one is certain he rides the metal buffalo. As well, it is suggested that his failure to submit a proper bloodwork profile was due to his having a blood borne illness, probably AIDS, from getting fucked like the bitch he is.
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Asshat Foler
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Is AIDS a blood borne illness tho? Tho it was only needles n sex. Can u describe the metal buffalo plz
hodj
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We know Donga is too poor to afford better.
Yeah AIDS is carried in the blood.
Its either HIV/Hep B or Hep C. Those are the disqualifiers. The hypothesis is that he was attempting to use someone else's blood and therefore identity to either give himself an automatic "out" from the fight, or to cover up for having a bloodborne illness that would by necessity disqualify him from the fight.
The true moral of the story, though, is don't talk it if you ain't gonna walk it.
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Asshat Foler
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Can you talk it if you do modes of transportation other than walking it? That's my big question. I don't know man, I don't know how easy it would be for Donga to get someone else bloods. This doesn't make sense 2 me.
hodj
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He was making like quite a bit of money from The Morning Kumite at one point. Though he's almost certainly blown through most of it for methamphetamine, he probably had enough to scam or offer payment to someone for help faking his blood test results.
I'm pretty sure its more of a metaphor than a literal thing.
I'm pretty sure its more of a metaphor than a literal thing.