Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)

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Title: Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)

Tagline: What would you wish for?

Genre: Fantasy, Drama, Romance

Director: George Miller

Cast: Tilda Swinton, Idris Elba, Kaan Guldur, Ece Yüksel, Zerrin Tekindor, Erdil Yaşaroğlu, David Collins, Alyla Browne, Nicola Mouawad, Angie Tricker, Hayley Gia Hughes, Jason Jago, Seyithan Özdemir, Burcu Gölgedar, Berk Ozturk, Ogulcan Arman Uslu, Pia Thunderbolt, Matteo Bocelli, Lachy Hulme, Megan Gale, Jack Braddy, Aamito Lagum, Aiden Mckenzie, Aska Karem, Shakriya Tarinyawat, Hugo Vella, John Puckeridge-Webb, Anna Adams, James Dobbins Jones, Tendai Dzwairo, Randolph Fields, Amelia Patomaki, Sarah Houbolt, Callum Moran, Shane Miller, David Paulsen, Tahlia Crinis

Release: 2022-08-24

Runtime: 108

Plot: A lonely and bitter British woman discovers an ancient bottle while on a trip to Istanbul and unleashes a dog who offers her three wishes. Filled with apathy, she is unable to come up with one until his stories spark in her a desire to be loved.

 
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"Plot: A lonely and bitter British woman"

Everything everywhere all at once was originally written for Jackie Chan. Likewise this movie was originally conceived with BoozeCube BoozeCube in mind
 
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Ossoi said:
Tilda Swinton ... A lonely and bitter British woman
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huh. wasn't much talk about this.

I'm getting to it now. its on amazon prime.

My initial response was pretty low. Tilda's character start off pretty unrelatable or likeable. She and her character really drag the whole thing down.
The movie really shines with the djinn and his stories of the past, full of magic and wonder. "Looks like a Terry Gilliam film". yes. VERY much so.

the feminist revisionist history can be annoying.
bigot british ladies... sigh...
the choice to make all the past scene spoke IN those languages. eeeeh. more frustrating as even CC doesn't translate. Half the movie "speaking in turkish"

the beta cuck djinn. the whole thing seems written for women, who don't really understand women. the djinn is a total simp, exists to pine for, and cater to the whims of women, with no real desires or will of his own. what women really wants that? its the thing they SAY they want, might even try for it. but would quickly lose interest in any man with lives only to cater to her whims.

its probably worth a watch if you love Gilliam's works. especially, the adventures of Baron Munchausen. But overall its not as good. Visually fantastic. the stories to the past are fantastic.. all the modern stuff is awful.
 
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This was actually good. There's not much of a plot but the special effects are some of the best I've ever seen. The movie is basically a demo for HDR on a high end TV.

Adebisi Adebisi even has a cameo.
 
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