Thunderbolts* (2025)

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Title: Thunderbolts* (2025)

Tagline: Careful who you assemble.

Genre: Action, Adventure

Director: Jake Schreier

Cast: Florence Pugh, Sebastian Stan, David Harbour, Wyatt Russell, Hannah John-Kamen, Olga Kurylenko, Lewis Pullman, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Geraldine Viswanathan, Chris Bauer, Wendell Pierce, Joshua Mikel

Release: 2025-04-30

Plot: An irreverent team-up featuring depressed assassin Yelena Belova alongside the MCU’s least anticipated band of misfits.

 
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Palum

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Wow a depressed modern women who can fight men in CGI. Fucking sign me up!
 
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Bald Brah

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Wow a depressed modern women who can fight men in CGI. Fucking sign me up!
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But she has training!

Like you know, the best female MMA fighters would regularly get the shit beat out of them and raped by your average hobo.
 
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So a guy building high-tech exo-armour suits with in a cave and later inventing time travel in his lake house closet is fine, but a women punching is beyond the pale?

Have you retards ever actually seen a MCU movie, lol.

 
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it was stupid when DC did Suicide Squad and its even stupider now that marvel is copying it
 
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Zweischneid said:
So a guy building high-tech exo-armour suits with in a cave and later inventing time travel in his lake house closet is fine, but a women punching is beyond the pale?

Have you retards ever actually seen a MCU movie, lol.

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scarjo did zero punches
 
Fucker

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Trained security guard? Where do they go for that? I'm sure the education required to sit and drool on shirt is at least as hard as getting a psych degree.
 
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Does it matter? By the logic above, just having a Y-chromosome and a beer belly should be enough to overcome any non-Y-chromosome super power or training even in the most explicitly cinematic and not-intended-to-be-realistic movies, never mind Tony Stark having a think on the shitter outperforming all technology institutes and research of decades across the world to invent time travel or what not (though I guess if it had been Tonya Stark, it'd be too far fetched)
 
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Technomancy and magic are part of the fabric of the show. Normal nonmagic 80lb women beating up one fully grown man, much less dozens at a time is way more patently absurd. She's not she-hulk or captain marvelous. She's just a dumb broad.
 
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"Trained" assissins/spies/whatever beating up dozens of people that would hand them their ass in any "realistic" situation is very much the fabric of any super-hero universe. Black Widow-training aruguably is more "realistic" than ... dunno ... Batman or some other such non-sense going super-combat against whatever cause he has some weights in his cellar, lol.
 
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Bald Brah said:
Technomancy and magic are part of the fabric of the show. Normal nonmagic 80lb women beating up one fully grown man, much less dozens at a time is way more patently absurd. She's not she-hulk or captain marvelous. She's just a dumb broad.
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dude that was scarjo in her redhead prime, she was at least 90lbs, 10lbs just for those bazongas
 
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"Trained" assissins/spies/whatever beating up dozens of people that would hand them their ass in any "realistic" situation is very much the fabric of any super-hero universe. Black Widow-training aruguably is more "realistic" than ... dunno ... Batman or some other such non-sense going super-combat against whatever cause he has some weights in his cellar, lomillennial.
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Nah, not hand to hand. Just looks silly. Give her a gun like the kid in kickass, sure.

The batman did a fight scene like this much much better.
 
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Title: Thunderbolts*

Tagline: Careful who you assemble.

Genre: Action, Adventure

Director: Jake Schreier

Cast: Florence Pugh, Sebastian Stan, David Harbour, Wyatt Russell, Hannah John-Kamen, Olga Kurylenko, Lewis Pullman, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Geraldine Viswanathan, Chris Bauer, Wendell Pierce, Joshua Mikel

Release: 2025-04-30

Plot: An irreverent team-up featuring depressed assassin Yelena Belova alongside the MCU’s least anticipated band of misfits.

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for fucks sake. first 60seconds.

cringe dialogue.
turret auto-gun. spends 30seconds MISSING and firing slowly at a slow moving car... what the fuck? are they incompetant, and using broken gear?
ghost is psychic and tells agent to put up his shield before the bullets decide to hit the car. Agent NEEDS her to tell him to put his fucking shield up.
blond widow, pulls out a pistol, hangs out the window and fires 3 shots causing the humvee to explode.
buckey flips a humvee with his hands...

what absolutely retardation is this?


premise for this is just fucked too. None of these characters are actually villains.

comics Thunderbolts are actual criminals and villains, pretending to be heroes. would be like if suicide squad, as not just task force x, assassination team for Waller, but, she actually dressed them up, put them out to the public as Justice League X. doing press meetings, attending fairs, etc.
total false flag bs, to get the public on the side of the military, while also covertly doing black ops, blackmail, etc.

while a few members of the team do, get turn over a new leaf, having taken a liking to being heroes.


Bob is the Sentry. Think insane superman. No way they are keeping that spoiler secret. so, I imagine spoiling can't hurt much.
 
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for fucks sake. first 60seconds.

cringe dialogue.
turret auto-gun. spends 30seconds MISSING and firing slowly at a slow moving car... what the fuck? are they incompetant, and using broken gear?
ghost is psychic and tells agent to put up his shield before the bullets decide to hit the car. Agent NEEDS her to tell him to put his fucking shield up.
blond widow, pulls out a pistol, hangs out the window and fires 3 shots causing the humvee to explode.
buckey flips a humvee with his hands...

what absolutely retardation is this?


premise for this is just fucked too. None of these characters are actually villains.

comics Thunderbolts are actual criminals and villains, pretending to be heroes. would be like if suicide squad, as not just task force x, assassination team for Waller, but, she actually dressed them up, put them out to the public as Justice League X. doing press meetings, attending fairs, etc.
total false flag bs, to get the public on the side of the military, while also covertly doing black ops, blackmail, etc.

while a few members of the team do, get turn over a new leaf, having taken a liking to being heroes.


Bob is the Sentry. Think insane superman. No way they are keeping that spoiler secret. so, I imagine spoiling can't hurt much.
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While I do not disagree with the premise,

I do not think she took out the Humvee with three shots. I think Winter Soldier took out the Humvee.
 
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