Today is my birthday

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bixxby

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man i was wondering why i had the shits today, i never get the shits
 
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khorum

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Isn't that like five months of your combined salary?
 
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Izo

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday said:
A birthday is an occasion when a person or institution celebrates the anniversary of their birth. Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift, party, or rite of passage.
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Cad

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trex said:
Raise your hand if you're going to Benihana tonight
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Are you taking the kids or you going to lock them in the closet until you get back?

Babysitters are a white suburban thing, don't buy into the hype
 
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Daezuel

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They're in downtown Portland, probably just got a couple bums off the corner to do it for some junk.
 
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trex

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Are you taking the kids or you going to lock them in the closet until you get back?

Babysitters are a white suburban thing, don't buy into the hype
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I remember my days of suburbiahood when I was a young las. Our neighbors would let me watch their newborns at the ripe age of 12. Hell to the no.

Kids are staying home. My mom is the only one that's ever watched them, tonight my stepmom is watching them for the first time. She doesn't see the kids much so I'm hella nervous. She has four of her own so things should be okay. She said she'd like to be home by midnight. That'll be no problem as we'll be home by 8. Ha. Nice of her to offer though.
 
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iannis

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trex said:
looks yummy! thanks

Camerous posted HB on my FB wall. Two possible scenarios. He A. Has an alt and is a member of this community. B. Lurks. C. Is just a nice guy being a nice guy.

Discuss.
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I hope he posts or lurks.

NEVER ADMIT YOU WERE CAMEROUS. THAT NAME IS DEAD. FRESH START. IF YOU TRADE ON THAT OLD NAME, THE THREAD WILL DEVOLVE INTO DICKPICS. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND.

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