Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft

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Title: Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft

Genre: Action & Adventure, Animation

First aired: 2024-10-10

Cast: Hayley Atwell, Allen Maldonado, Earl Baylon

Overview: Thrust into a high-stakes chase around the world, fearless adventurer Lara Croft confronts her traumatic past while unraveling an ancient mystery.
 
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i watched 1 episode and noped out, she's ugly in the show so thats a bummer but she's just sad and angry all the time, it just isn't a fun show in the slightest. I was completely bored.

I don't know why these people keep rebooting Lara Croft as an angry sad "i miss my daddy" wallflower, Lara Croft is supposed to be a cunty gives no fucks "I steal shit cuz its fun, fuck you" classy broad who just has fun. She's a rich British posh girl who loves guns and stealing old shit from poor brown people.

almost certainly is gonna get cancelled but we have amazon doing their own tomb raider live action shit
 
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Tomb raider nude patch was definitely a thing on PC. No there wasn't a console command for PS1, but reskin patches for PC were very popular. Not sure what kind of research this dumb broad did.

As time passed, the marketing around Lara changed – so much so that Gard felt compelled to leave the games’ developer, Core Design, entirely. “It wasn’t about her boobs getting bigger,” he later insisted, although the objectification of the character was undeniable; ever-expanding breasts aside, consider the unforgettable shower scene of Tomb Raider II, the ripped little black dress of Tomb Raider Legend, the ever-prevailing promise of the “Nude Raider” cheat code (since proven to be an urban myth).
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Which magazine was it that had the fake method of making Lara topless in Tomb Raider 1? I remember the fake method involved diving into the swimming pool or whatever. They used photoshop to make simulated in-game screens

I actually fell for that at the time lol
 
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Cybsled said:
Which magazine was it that had the fake method of making Lara topless in Tomb Raider 1? I remember the fake method involved diving into the swimming pool or whatever. They used photoshop to make simulated in-game screens

I actually fell for that at the time lol
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Ah, the days of ASCII pr0n. Of course pixel tiddies would be highly sought after.
 
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Bald Brah said:
Tomb raider nude patch was definitely a thing on PC. No there wasn't a console command for PS1, but reskin patches for PC were very popular. Not sure what kind of research this dumb broad did.
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nude patch was playing on a s3 virge
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shit wasn't being rendered
 
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moonarchia said:
Ah, the days of ASCII pr0n. Of course pixel tiddies would be highly sought after.
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I was downloading quality mpegs off alt.binaries with Forte Agent in 96. I think we were up to 9600 baud by then and some modems had dual telephone lines.
 
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Terrible and I couldn’t finish episode one. Some mopey lesbo fixated on drama when they could just have her stealing shit and killing people for 8 episodes. Find the rare Tiger Lily emerald wore on Junkahammas kingly staff while fighting off other adventurers. Easy 8 episodes. Today’s writers couldn’t come up with interesting content if they had to. They can’t make paint by numbers adventures either it seems.
 
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i forgot this animated show exists (i assume it sucks) but it also looks like the live action one is dead now too



thank god, i think phoebe waller bridge was the person "in charge" of it and i have bigger tits than her. its racist or sexist or something to not have a dude who likes big tits or a chick with big tits be the person making tomb raider

she scammed amazon mightily though, she apparently got paid $20m/year for now 3-4 years to develop projects and not a single one has resulted in an actual movie or TV show. You may recall her from her indiana jones

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Cybsled said:
Which magazine was it that had the fake method of making Lara topless in Tomb Raider 1? I remember the fake method involved diving into the swimming pool or whatever. They used photoshop to make simulated in-game screens

I actually fell for that at the time lol
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Computer and Video Games did. I fell like EGM did as well since they did lots of April fools jokes that had everyone trying them. I'm looking at you perfect run SFII and Sheng Long.

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