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Goatface

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Title: Tomb Raider

Genre: Action & Adventure

Overview: Phoebe Waller-Bridge's adaptation of video game Tomb Raider, which follows the adventures of archaeologist and adventurer Lara Croft.
 

Goatface

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lol
 
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Malakriss

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Failed in animation, will fail yet again in live action. I don't hate them for taking the paychecks but in no way will this ever be successful or kickstart a multi movie showing.

Why even name it Lara Croft or Tomb Raider? Pick some other random name and do it as a ripoff and maybe people won't notice they have no intentions of doing source material justice.
 

Homsar

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Vikander was fine I thought, Turner is just a terrible actress
 

jayrebb

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Vikander was fine I thought, Turner is just a terrible actress

Doesn't have any of the figure or screen presence of Vikander either. It's tough to imagine.

People were mad Vikander's chest wasn't bigger, that's about it.

Sophie Turner is literally the opposite of Lara Croft. This is going to look like a stupid cosplay.
 
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moonarchia

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Doesn't have any of the figure or screen presence of Vikander either. It's tough to imagine.

People were mad Vikander's chest wasn't bigger, that's about it.

Sophie Turner is literally the opposite of Lara Croft. This is going to look like a stupid cosplay.
She's British and has huge tits. If she gets into some semblance of muscle tone she could pull it off. Unlikely in current day, I know, but still in the realm of possibilities.
 

Bald Brah

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Laura Croft without huge jugs isn't even negotiable. Sophie is okay but she better get a boob job.

Tomb raider is about man service, not feminism.
 
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