Top Gun (1986)
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So many edgelords acting like they were too cool to enjoy this movie in the 80s. I bet you hated the real Karate Kid, too
That aside, I'm sure this will suck balls like every other remake.
Not exactly a remake when it's Tom Cruise rocking the full bird rank. He sucks at making rank though if he only got to O-6 in 32 years.
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Lithose
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If I ever want to watch F14 dog fighting, I watch Final Countdown. (Love the one move the pilot does in this, I swear, every time I watch it I think the fucker is going to crash.)
Also like the commentary behind this scene, with how the F14's had to fly at nearly stall speeds just to stay in frame with the Zero mock ups (Which I don't think were real zeros, but still.)
Also like the commentary behind this scene, with how the F14's had to fly at nearly stall speeds just to stay in frame with the Zero mock ups (Which I don't think were real zeros, but still.)
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Merrith
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It's perfectly fine to think Legend was shit. Crapping on Color of Money though...
Wait it's fucking Chuk. Nevermind.
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Chukzombi
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Merrith
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Jesus didn't realize this shit got necro'd that hard. Maybe I just think too highly of Paul Newman. Color of Money was great.
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Chukzombi
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paul newman was fine, he always plays paul newman. 15 year old me was bored with the movie though.
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I could see them going with a young female lead who, with little training or effort, goes on to win the Top Gun trophy and becomes the greatest pilot in naval aviation history. I wonder if Daisy Ridley is available to play the role?
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rULeR Of thE UniverSe.
For those of you who don't remember, "Top Gun" was the movie about a bunch of guys who stand around high-fiving each other for about 90 minutes. The movie focuses on some loser named "Maverick" who penetrates deep into the coveted veil of the top gun academy of smug, sexually frustrated aviators. I know many of you reading this will probably think I'm exaggerating when I say this (since I exaggerate everything, except for my manliness which is enviable), but there were no fewer than 500 shower scenes in this movie. The wardrobe for this film must have consisted of a towel, a jump suit, and 50 pages of gay innuendo, because the rest of the time Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were walking around naked eyeing each other's packages.
Then as if the director didn't think all the high-fiving and shower scenes were suggestive enough, there was a gratuitous scene in which all the guys got oiled up and played volleyball. Every few minutes I half-expected to see Cruise and Kilmer lock lips to a ballad of "It's Raining Men:"
If you remember having good memories of this movie, then it was probably because you were too young to know what was going on, or an idiot. Don't bother resurrecting this classic to prove I'm right.
rULeR Of thE UniverSe.
For those of you who don't remember, "Top Gun" was the movie about a bunch of guys who stand around high-fiving each other for about 90 minutes. The movie focuses on some loser named "Maverick" who penetrates deep into the coveted veil of the top gun academy of smug, sexually frustrated aviators. I know many of you reading this will probably think I'm exaggerating when I say this (since I exaggerate everything, except for my manliness which is enviable), but there were no fewer than 500 shower scenes in this movie. The wardrobe for this film must have consisted of a towel, a jump suit, and 50 pages of gay innuendo, because the rest of the time Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were walking around naked eyeing each other's packages.
Then as if the director didn't think all the high-fiving and shower scenes were suggestive enough, there was a gratuitous scene in which all the guys got oiled up and played volleyball. Every few minutes I half-expected to see Cruise and Kilmer lock lips to a ballad of "It's Raining Men:"
If you remember having good memories of this movie, then it was probably because you were too young to know what was going on, or an idiot. Don't bother resurrecting this classic to prove I'm right.
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