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I was told there would be anesthetic by the doctors when they were talking me through the procedure and butt peeing thing.
On the day a sexy Russian nurse who was prepping me outside the colonoscopy room asked me if I wanted an anesthetic and I said yes, she then looked at me surprised and implied I was a wimp for wanting one and it wasn't needed since there was gas, basically talking me into not having it.
Worst pain ever feeling that pipe moving around my ass, the gas did very little. A female collegue later told me that she also had one without anesthetic and it was worse than her giving birth.
At the end the doctor asked me why I didn't have the anesthetic. I blamed the fucking nurse. Fuck that nurse, this isn't soviet russia were the men have amputations in stalingrad without anesthetic. We have anesthetic here.
And you too buddy.