Transformers 4: Baylicious

Why the fuck would anyone watch this when they can recreate the experience by banging on pots and pans in the kitchen while browsing pornhub.

ohkcrlho_sl said:

saw the 1st movie in the theater...and meh
the 2nd saw at home ,fortunately. one of the worst movies i have ever seen. so i thought "why am i going to waste time watching the 3rd?"
baylicious is going to suck

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This is the 4th one =p 3rd was not very good

GoingBackToCali_sl said:

Why the fuck would anyone watch this when they can recreate the experience by banging on pots and pans in the kitchen while browsing pornhub.

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watching "Grimlock Smash" is worth $14 to me.

On the one hand, Mark Wahlberg is a huge improvement. On the other hand, the chick is new and played Katara in The Last Airbender. While a Bay movie is a step up from a Shyamalan, let's not kid ourselves she's there for the teen legal fap material.

Nebuchadnezzar_sl said:

So...a transformer with a face that turns into a gun, and Optimus riding Grimlock while wielding a sword...wtf Bay?

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This is how I deal with Transformers movies... I wait until I've had rough day at work or i'm really stressed, catch a matinee, sit back, and what giant robots and explosions.

You walk out feeling pretty good because you were mentally too fatigued to critique the story and acting but you saw enough destruction to feel good.

See, I would love to see giant robots and explosions, but mostly I just get a case of motion sickness when watching Baylicious Transformer movies.

I swear, if they fucking make Grimlock a villain.... fucking bay.

I'm sure he just needs to be tamed before Optimus can ride him.

Is Wahlberg's Daughter's only line in the movie "Daaadd!!!"?

Man, I want to get excited for this, but instead I will go watch Transformers: The Movie and it will still be better.

So are the ships floating around sucking shit up supposed to be Unicron or something?

Foggy_sl said:

I swear, if they fucking make Grimlock a villain.... fucking bay.

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Naa, he's just following the Cartoons. Prime had to make Grimlock respect him before Grimlock bent the knee.

Eorkern_sl said:

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LOL 'nuff said

hahahahaha

God damn I guess that's another $15 I lose to this guy...

You got me again, world.

Vhars_sl said:

So are the ships floating around sucking shit up supposed to be Unicron or something?

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Well you have Galvatron, so it seems likely. Luckily they finally reloaded that railgun so they'll take him out in one shot np.

This actually looks pretty good.

did shia ladouche's character die in the last movie or something

trailers emphasize the fundamental problem with any transformers movie: the humans are completely irrelevant to the plot