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FYI T does wear and fill a non-padded 34D, it is 30 inches and 34 inches, so I have to conclude that they are indeed Ds, based on my limited crash prep course in cup sizes last night.
I didn"t notice anything to talk shit about aside from being headlight boobs, but when they"re as young as she is I"d think that"ll be advantageous later.
I didn"t notice anything to talk shit about aside from being headlight boobs, but when they"re as young as she is I"d think that"ll be advantageous later.
A lot of thoughts racing through my head at this time, very exciting time indeed a bit like christmas or halloween, so much to ponder:
1) Is trex secretly seducing requiem
2) does requiem want to have a threesome with his friend tyen and trex
3) did requiem masterbate after seeing trex"s boobs to trex"s boobs
4) how hot is kegkilla
5) can i beat kegkilla in an armwrestling match
6) did trex really see a picture of kegkilla or is she lying
6a) does the picture look like vince from entourage
7) Is trex millie
8) is trex tyen
9) is tyen wishing trex wouldn"t divulge his cum secrets
10) can i buy rock hard weekend
1) Is trex secretly seducing requiem
2) does requiem want to have a threesome with his friend tyen and trex
3) did requiem masterbate after seeing trex"s boobs to trex"s boobs
4) how hot is kegkilla
5) can i beat kegkilla in an armwrestling match
6) did trex really see a picture of kegkilla or is she lying
6a) does the picture look like vince from entourage
7) Is trex millie
8) is trex tyen
9) is tyen wishing trex wouldn"t divulge his cum secrets
10) can i buy rock hard weekend
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5) Dude, Kegzilla is ripped, no jokes. He even confirmed with a sign.
6) confirmed truth with sign verification
6a) no face in the pic
9) pulling out while on bottom is some dangerous shit, which i learned the hard way
If you don"t remember Vetala, then you don"t know enough FoH forum History
6) confirmed truth with sign verification
6a) no face in the pic
9) pulling out while on bottom is some dangerous shit, which i learned the hard way
If you don"t remember Vetala, then you don"t know enough FoH forum History
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HI I"M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN"S WAREHOUSE. I"M HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE WRATH OF MY TITAN. ACTUALLY THAT"S NOT TRUE, TODAY I"M HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW TREX"S VAGINA SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FISH. AS AN AVID FISHERMAN, I"VE RAIDED MANY A SIREN"S GROTTO. IN FACT WHEN IT COMES TO RAIDING CUNT, I CLEAR THE HALLS OF TESTING, THE NORTH WING AND FUCK EVEN THE WEST WING, BECAUSE MY BLADE OF CARNAGE AGGROS ALL THE PUSSY.
SO WHEN I HEARD ABOUT GETTING MY PRIMAL ON WITH TREX, HOW COULD I REFUSE? AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF CLEARING THROUGH COCKBLOCKERS, I FINALLY BRANDISHED MY WURMSLAYER AND PROCEEDED TO WAKE THIS TRANSPARENT SKANK. AS I WAGED WAR WITH HER SLOPPY CLAM, I COULDN"T HELP BUT NOTICE MY NOSE HAD BEEN DEATH TOUCHED WITH HER PUTRID PUTANG GLAZE. HER ROAST BEEF COLDCUT PLATTER REAKED OF BP OIL SPILL, I WAS AT A FISH FRY GONE WRONG. IT WAS LIKE TACO BELL AND LONG JOHN SILVER CAME TOGETHER AND STARTED MAKING OILY FISH TACOS. I BEGAN TO VOMIT UNCONTROBALLY ALL OVER THIS REVOLTING SLIMY WHORE BEAST"S FACE, WHICH ONLY SEEMED TO ENCOURAGE HER. AS SHE ENRAGED ALL OVER MY MAIN TANK, I REALIZED WIPING WAS NOT AN OPTION, SO I DROPPED MY DISCS AND UNLEASHED MY HEAL ROTATION. FINALLY AFTER AN EPIC CONFRONTATION THE SKUNKY SKANK AT LAST DROPPED HER LEWT, BUT NOT BEFORE BLASTING ME ONE LAST TIME WITH HER GLADE OCEAN BREEZE SLUT MIST.
SO WHEN I HEARD ABOUT GETTING MY PRIMAL ON WITH TREX, HOW COULD I REFUSE? AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF CLEARING THROUGH COCKBLOCKERS, I FINALLY BRANDISHED MY WURMSLAYER AND PROCEEDED TO WAKE THIS TRANSPARENT SKANK. AS I WAGED WAR WITH HER SLOPPY CLAM, I COULDN"T HELP BUT NOTICE MY NOSE HAD BEEN DEATH TOUCHED WITH HER PUTRID PUTANG GLAZE. HER ROAST BEEF COLDCUT PLATTER REAKED OF BP OIL SPILL, I WAS AT A FISH FRY GONE WRONG. IT WAS LIKE TACO BELL AND LONG JOHN SILVER CAME TOGETHER AND STARTED MAKING OILY FISH TACOS. I BEGAN TO VOMIT UNCONTROBALLY ALL OVER THIS REVOLTING SLIMY WHORE BEAST"S FACE, WHICH ONLY SEEMED TO ENCOURAGE HER. AS SHE ENRAGED ALL OVER MY MAIN TANK, I REALIZED WIPING WAS NOT AN OPTION, SO I DROPPED MY DISCS AND UNLEASHED MY HEAL ROTATION. FINALLY AFTER AN EPIC CONFRONTATION THE SKUNKY SKANK AT LAST DROPPED HER LEWT, BUT NOT BEFORE BLASTING ME ONE LAST TIME WITH HER GLADE OCEAN BREEZE SLUT MIST.
I"m not sure if I am happy or sad that I missed this entire thread until this evening and then, just now, sat through and read every post from beginning to end.
Just...wow.
Just...wow.
So, is EVERYone reading this thread expected to take a photo of their genitalia and send it to someone?
Or just those with better looking cocks than what is inline thus far? Or what?
Or just those with better looking cocks than what is inline thus far? Or what?