True Blood
- Thread starter Tidbit Scaledclaw_sl
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Terrible season was terrible.
Highlights for me:
Highlights for me:
- A few Jason lines here and there.
- Fairy girl titties.
- Violet's titties.
- Werewolf threesome.
- Sookie getting naked again (hate to say it, but she's looking pretty bony, might need a cheeseburger).
- Billith drinking blood from across the room.
Mures
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I've wanted them to kill off tara for seasons (although vampire tara, hasn't been quite as bad) and I think they might finally do it, how much you want to bet her mom is hep-v positive?
Also they injected her directly with a whole syringe full vs these vamps either drinking the true blood with some of it in it or from a human.
Cybsled
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One thing I hope they explain: So you have a horde of zombie/feral/insane/28 Days Later vampires. Ok, fine. Where do they go during the day? If you have a pack of like 100 vampires wandering the countryside, logic dictates that they have to find shelter during the day. While finding one or two or even 5 vampires would be hard during the day, you'd think there would be limited spots to hide for dozens or hundreds of them, which in turn would presumably make it easy to BBQ them.
Onoes
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I like how they all move SUPER FAST to join in with the growing horde of Zompires, and then set right into a nice slow shamble towards the giant gathering of people. I mean, you would think if they could move as fast a bullets, they would all just be appearing in the middle of the party, ripping folks in half and gorging, but noooooooo, they are all meeting up behind a building in the woods and coming at this group at a leisurely pace. I already hate them.
And I've coined the phrase Zompires for next season, you heard it here first!
And I've coined the phrase Zompires for next season, you heard it here first!
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Season 7 Predictions:
The vampire zombies run amok, killing indiscriminately. All other supernatural types are forced into hiding to avoid the carnage. (Except for Alcide who is kept around for fan service.) Finally Sookie remembers that she and all faeries have a an anti-vampire EMP and uses it on the zombies in an explosion of angsty blood that gets most of them. But many still run around causing mass chaos. In an epic buildup to end the series, all of the spirits of all of the people killed by vampires over the course of the series (all naked of course), jump into the body of LaFayette and make him into a super-possessed super-gay super-bitch capable of using powers that make Billith's look like cheap cgi -instead of sucking blood from people from across the room, SuperLaF does the same thing with semen.(Shrug. -The Producers).SuperLaf uses his spirit powers and sass to defeat all of the Zompires in a 30sec scene that uses up all of the show's budget, but no one cares because Jessica finally showed her titties (and firecrotch!) earlier in the episode.
Finally everyone lives happily ever after right up until the point Louisiana is nuked from orbit by the spirit of Rasputin, who was also Andy Bellefleur's relative and was possessing Barack Obama all along.
The vampire zombies run amok, killing indiscriminately. All other supernatural types are forced into hiding to avoid the carnage. (Except for Alcide who is kept around for fan service.) Finally Sookie remembers that she and all faeries have a an anti-vampire EMP and uses it on the zombies in an explosion of angsty blood that gets most of them. But many still run around causing mass chaos. In an epic buildup to end the series, all of the spirits of all of the people killed by vampires over the course of the series (all naked of course), jump into the body of LaFayette and make him into a super-possessed super-gay super-bitch capable of using powers that make Billith's look like cheap cgi -instead of sucking blood from people from across the room, SuperLaF does the same thing with semen.(Shrug. -The Producers).SuperLaf uses his spirit powers and sass to defeat all of the Zompires in a 30sec scene that uses up all of the show's budget, but no one cares because Jessica finally showed her titties (and firecrotch!) earlier in the episode.
Finally everyone lives happily ever after right up until the point Louisiana is nuked from orbit by the spirit of Rasputin, who was also Andy Bellefleur's relative and was possessing Barack Obama all along.
chorboy
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I actually got excited for this season but you know its gonna be some shit with lafayette suddenly summoning her vampire spirit and she suddenly comes back and is running around for the rest of the fuckin season.
