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Chukzombi

Chukzombi

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Dom said:
Whores usually get upset when you don't pay them. Chukzombi Chukzombi can confirm.
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eh, whores get upset over anything. i had one sucking me off and i started palming her titties. she stopepd to say, "dont fondle me". meanwhile she's got my balls in her mouth. but whatever, i stopped. you like these stories? i got a million. :eek:
 
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Nola

Nola

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Did Asmongold quit streaming? Looked at his channel and he hasn't streamed in over a month.
 
Mick

Mick

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Basically he quit his streams because he wasn’t having fun playing the games


 
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Nola

Nola

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Looks like that streamer girl he was dating broke up with him.
 
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BoozeCube

BoozeCube

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Nola said:
Looks like that streamer girl he was dating broke up with him.
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Apparently, from Asmongolds buddy McConnell she was some pretty high priced pussy spending his twitch dollars left and right. Also he can take a break for a month or two and come back to probably record numbers like most big streamers are able to accomplish, all while selling some bullshit drama.
 
Tarisk

Tarisk

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Wow, PinkSparkles was a gold-digging, self-centered whore? I don't think anyone could have seen that coming at all.
 
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BoozeCube

BoozeCube

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Tarisk said:
Wow, PinkSparkles was a gold-digging, self-centered whore? I don't think anyone could have seen that coming at all.
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She only had to live in Asmongolds attic filled with mold, trash, and ball funk. Hopefully he was kind enough to shower before he made her choke down some baby spackle. If you think about it when you are making $100k a month in free twitch moneys, spending $10k on a live in gutter slut isn't a bad deal.
 
Brikker

Brikker

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Chukzombi said:
eh, whores get upset over anything. i had one sucking me off and i started palming her titties. she stopepd to say, "dont fondle me". meanwhile she's got my balls in her mouth. but whatever, i stopped. you like these stories? i got a million. :eek:
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Quineloe

Quineloe

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when you get tattoos that make your skin look like the desks in detention, it doesn't really matter if there are misspellings.
 
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Xevy

Xevy

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I'm not necroing the H1Z1 thread because it doesn't deserve it, but I thought some of you might like this:

 
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