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Bubbles

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On the other hand anyone who would stick their dick inside Mia Malkova without a gun to their head is a vile degenerate subhuman.

I would, and so would most if not all of you. So get off the high horse.
 
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Oblio

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I am coming in late on this, but isn't Mia on record saying she wanted to fuck every guy in the house that Miz lives in? Or am I getting my Twitch Bimbos confused?
 

Gavinmad

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2016ish Mia? Without question.

New Mia is a fat cow and I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft. dick.
Even by 2016 Mia had been in the industry for 4 years bro, although maybe she hadn't done blacked yet.

But in 2022 thats a fucking DECADE of filming porn and god knows how many years of prostitution on the side. No chance.
 
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Kirun

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Even by 2016 Mia had been in the industry for 4 years bro, although maybe she hadn't done blacked yet.
And? You do know how rare it is for men to contract HSV-2 right? Especially if they're on antivirals. And that risk is cut in half if you wrap it.
 

Aazrael

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Another nerd/autist that got rich and started escalating their degenerate behavior. I'm shocked!

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Aaron

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I won't claim to be above it entirely, but there would be a pretty strict limit. Like no more than one year in the industry, maybe two although even two years might be too much. And a freshly passed STD panel. And contaminating yourself with something like blacked is an instant DQ so I'd probably need to see a full resume. And now this is turning into so much trouble that it's probably better to just pass.

I really had a thing for Kenzie Reeves when she first showed up on the scene but god damn it really didn't take long before I started feeling repulsed by her. This industry just utterly ruins women.
Depends on how you define a "porn star". I mean, take some young Russian chick who's done a couple of softcore METART shoots. Are they a "porn star"? I'd say so, and I wouldn't mind sticking it in some of them. But I would almost certainly stay away from those who do hardcore porn and have been in the industry for ages.
 

Kirun

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Oh yeah bro your willingness to take sloppy two-thousands makes you a bona fide stud.
We should all be champions of celibacy like you instead, because we're scared that vaginas are icky!

How many e-thotts have you oogled in Screenshots? I bet those girls aren't getting dicked hourly at all. I'm sure that they're all pure, innocent virgins... :rolleyes:
 
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Big Phoenix

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To be fair, it is estimated 2/3rds of people on Earth have HSV-1 lol
iirc its something around 25% of the population has some form of herpes.

Black women though, 50% of them have genital herpes. Also black women have significantly higher rates of hiv compared to other women.
Oh yeah bro your willingness to take sloppy two-thousands makes you a bona fide stud.
Isnt she a god tier whore thats done a number of scenes with trannies?
 

Oldbased

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Welp.
You all finally bested me.
We went from OGs truck crash where he saved that dudes life and doesn't probably even know it to whatever in the hell this last page is.
It doesn't help I have to squint to read shit on monitors now but I ran this whole page 4 times and I still have no fucking idea what is on it.
 

Harshaw

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Welp.
You all finally bested me.
We went from OGs truck crash where he saved that dudes life and doesn't probably even know it to whatever in the hell this last page is.
It doesn't help I have to squint to read shit on monitors now but I ran this whole page 4 times and I still have no fucking idea what is on it.
Summary: Pornstars are dirty so you shouldn't fuck them and everyone has herpes.
 
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Oldbased

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Summary: Pornstars are dirty so you shouldn't fuck them and everyone has herpes.
Good advice. I mean I would but I am still listed as terminal illness due to heart, everyone else though? Ya stay away from those nasty hos.
 
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TJT

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I don't really remember this Rich guy other than a few clips I saw. But I read the "story" here...


As far as I can tell dude liked to blow his load in girls while dirty talking about knocking them up. This is in the context provided. His pornstar girlfriend Mia Malkova mentioned this in passing which led to the situation. The twitch thot I never heard of claimed he assaulted her or some shit IDK. But nobody is filing charges and I doubt they ever will. F

Meh on the drama scale IMO.