Universal and Blumhouse Developing New Version of ‘The Thing’

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Cybsled

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Hosix said:
I have a better idea....these tards should just do a sequel to the 1982 version. Kill off the remaining characters alive at the end. Start with the rescue.
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There was a direct 1982 The Thing video game sequel
 
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I don't understand,

They made a prequel to The Thing like ten years ago isn't that what this is?

...it was shit.
 
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Rajaah

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Hosix said:
Great...a social justice version of The Thing. A group of women scientists/researchers are attacked in the arctic by Harvey Weinstein.
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Are these female scientists that are all cooped up together in a base hot, at least?
 
Chukzombi

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Rajaah said:
Are these female scientists that are all cooped up together in a base hot, at least?
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probably, but theyll all be wearing arctic parkas with 20 sweaters underneath, you know bitches always be cold.
men want this
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but we will get this
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Sanrith Descartes

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Hosix said:
I have a better idea....these tards should just do a sequel to the 1982 version. Kill off the remaining characters alive at the end. Start with the rescue.
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And they fly the survivors to Wuhan province to be examined at the infectious disease lab there. The story almost writes itself.
 
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