Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Status
Not open for further replies.

Oldbased

> Than U
28,431
67,406
Just wanted to say thank you for answering questions. I think everyone else has covered about 340% of the ones I was going to ask.
 
  • 1Jew
  • 1Solidarity
  • 1Brony
Reactions: 2 users

Bandwagon

Kolohe
<Silver Donator>
24,277
65,282
They're called non-binary.

I'm vehemently opposed to the whole >binary/non-binary, Xe, Xhe< bullshit. Not because I'm so passionately opposed to the idea of fluid gender (I somewhat am). I just don't like a bunch of aggressively fat and pierced social misfits telling me how to use the English language and how to use their new additions.

Guys that fuck girls
Girls that fuck guys


Guys that fuck guys
Girls that fuck girls

Guys that fuck both
Girls that fuck both

Male/female that feels they are in the wrong body.


All of these have names. We don't need any more fucking names. Stop trying to name every snowflake.

Cunts.
why-yes-2.png
 
  • 2Solidarity
  • 1Jew
  • 1Brony
Reactions: 3 users

cabbitcabbit

NeoGaf Donator
2,667
8,224
I'm vehemently opposed to the whole >binary/non-binary, Xe, Xhe< bullshit. Not because I'm so passionately opposed to the idea of fluid gender (I somewhat am). I just don't like a bunch of aggressively fat and pierced social misfits telling me how to use the English language and how to use their new additions.

Guys that fuck girls
Girls that fuck guys


Guys that fuck guys
Girls that fuck girls

Guys that fuck both
Girls that fuck both

Male/female that feels they are in the wrong body.


All of these have names. We don't need any more fucking names. Stop trying to name every snowflake.

Cunts.
View attachment 97242

cBmcq2h.jpg
 
  • 4Smuggly
  • 2Jew
  • 1Triggered
Reactions: 7 users

Hatorade

A nice asshole.
8,463
7,209
Wait so you did all this in your 30's? Of course parents will be supportive they don't really give a fuck once you have your own life. No idea why I pictured you doing the transformation while you lived with them but I did. I would ask why wait so long but I didn't get my first tattoo until my 30's so yeah tits would be a larger(HEY OOOO) decision.

Now I am thinking, what if my daughter is straight but brings home a trans boyfriend...You know I don't think I will care as long as whatever she brings home is same age and not doing that emo beanie haircut in their eyes faggotry I despise.
7V2y0aL.jpg
 
  • 1Jew
  • 1SJW
  • 1Rustled
Reactions: 2 users

Bubbles

2022 Asshat Award Winner
<Bronze Donator>
45,681
-56,916
You make us sad. Both of us are Bi, and were hoping for some super fun. We could travel to you!

jesus christ, just go to craigslist and you'll have a plethora of thirsty trannies to choose from
 
  • 1Like
  • 1Jew
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 3 users

iannis

Musty Nester
31,351
17,656
Ok good, you've been with us that long you know about jerle.

Don't be jerle, that shit was sad.

But jerle was ugly and you can pass. I kinda wonder if that makes a difference, partly. I know how awful it sounds but honestly, who wants all that surgery and a lifetime of pills just to go from an ugly dude to an ugly dudette? It is awful, that doesn't mean it's untrue.
 
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 1 user

Bandwagon

Kolohe
<Silver Donator>
24,277
65,282
Vanessa Vanessa

1. How do you shave your ballsack? Do you just end up completely shaving off the flesh mohawk over time, or do you steam it first?

2. Gilette or Venus?

3. Do you use your powers for good (filthy SJW) or evil (Hilarious surprise penis pranks)?

4. Do you disclose your hole deficiency BEFORE leaving the bar or AFTER?

Thank you and have a good day.
 
  • 2Worf
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 2 users

Ridas

Pay to play forum
2,879
4,143
Maybe this is Jeffelys? After the nightmare that was morenetz he went soul-searching and decided pretending is not enough? 4 years later and voilà! Jeffessa is born!
 
  • 2Worf
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 2 users

iannis

Musty Nester
31,351
17,656
There was another, I can't remember his screen name. He was transitioning... It's been around five years since I can remember him posting.

I'm surprised that Vanessa here has been with us that long but I guess I shouldn't be. This community is what, at its absolute max it might have been about 10,000 people reading and contributing. Five or six trans in that isn't outside the range of what we're told to expect.

I guess I'm kinda surprised that someone would stick with it. Mmos are dead as fuck. It's hard to imagine many areas of overlapping interest and the community can be largely hostile.

I don't hang out on model airplane sites, is all I'm saying. Nothing wrong with model airplanes.

Fedors milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
 
  • 1Jew
  • 1Brony
Reactions: 1 users

TrollfaceDeux

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
<Bronze Donator>
19,577
3,743
I think there is a direct link between tranny and mmo.

from the age of 12, you are indoctrinated into seek attention from your peers and you become addicted to it. For example, you play female character and get free shit. you seek others for approval. You "feel" as though you need to be accepted in real life too and easiest way to achieve that is being a woman (because you get attention for free. provided you are not a gorilla).

I mean...come on.
 
  • 1Jew
  • 1Brony
Reactions: 1 users

Aaron

Goonsquad Officer
<Bronze Donator>
8,750
20,505
I was going to ask if you had done, or would do porn, but I guess you won't be considering you say you're not into random hooking up. But what do you do for a living?
 
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 1 user

Vanessa

Uncle Tanya
<Banned>
7,689
1,417
Ok good, you've been with us that long you know about jerle.

Don't be jerle, that shit was sad.

But jerle was ugly and you can pass. I kinda wonder if that makes a difference, partly. I know how awful it sounds but honestly, who wants all that surgery and a lifetime of pills just to go from an ugly dude to an ugly dudette? It is awful, that doesn't mean it's untrue.

It makes a huge difference being passable, yep. My Endo (the specialist who prescribes my meds and checks my levels) is basically the only endo in the city who takes care of us... so he has a ton of experience with us not only medically but seeing results and such. He always asks me (so I assume he asks everyone) how I feel; how happy am I and how are things in general. Early on, some years ago, when I was going around in that in-between stage of androgyny, he'd ask me how I was. ...and my answer was like, "I'm okay... I don't pass but I'm happy things are moving along and I dunno, guess I feel exactly how I look, just kinda borderline!" So I ask him: "Is there a correlation between passing and happiness?" and he didn't hesitate to answer, "Absolutely... universally".

...so here I am and I'm super happy and well; I literally haven't thought of Jerle since I read that name this morning. Yes, I remember. Had a pic from her car iirc and her problem was the Jay Leno jaw right? Yeah, I guess when you think of the classic unpassable tranny, Jerle was sadly the dictionary definition.

You all need to realize that true transsexuals will transition no matter what, and if you're unlucky enough to be physically incapable to blend in well enough in the world to the point you stand out like gay Hitler on the beach, it can be a hellish existence. I absolutely assure you, I know exactly what it's like to be stared at by everyone: Men, women, kids. Now, only meatsticks stare at me. But during my non-passing phase, it could've been rough (I never cared really, but I have thicker skin than most girls).

Vanessa Vanessa

1. How do you shave your ballsack? Do you just end up completely shaving off the flesh mohawk over time, or do you steam it first?

2. Gilette or Venus?

3. Do you use your powers for good (filthy SJW) or evil (Hilarious surprise penis pranks)?

4. Do you disclose your hole deficiency BEFORE leaving the bar or AFTER?

Thank you and have a good day.

I both shave and epilate different parts of my body for maximum smooooooothness. Depends on the area!

Both; it's like you're ceiling cat, tbh! Get OUT of my apartment!!!



Maybe this is Jeffelys? After the nightmare that was morenetz he went soul-searching and decided pretending is not enough? 4 years later and voilà! Jeffessa is born!

Yes I'm Evelys... surprise motherfuckers!!! LooooLz

I think there is a direct link between tranny and mmo.

from the age of 12, you are indoctrinated into seek attention from your peers and you become addicted to it. For example, you play female character and get free shit. you seek others for approval. You "feel" as though you need to be accepted in real life too and easiest way to achieve that is being a woman (because you get attention for free. provided you are not a gorilla).

I mean...come on.

Yes, I admit it was fun to play my female cle. I was a filthy liar about my sex back then too!
My sister didn't talk to me for awhile because she thought I was transitioning for attention. Attention. All this... for attention?
I guess the fact I freely admit that I'm an attention whore doesn't exactly HELP, haha, but my transition =/= attention whoring.
This is NOT why we do this; please understand that basic fact of being transsexual.
Me being an attention whore is like pointing to Stalin and saying he did what he did because he was an atheist.

I was going to ask if you had done, or would do porn, but I guess you won't be considering you say you're not into random hooking up. But what do you do for a living?

Porn; no. I'm a supervisor at a state transportation facility.

razors.jpg
 
  • 1Cringe
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 1 users
Status
Not open for further replies.