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Vanessa

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I'm kinda bummed out that the first page came and went and the only pic of my stupid face there is one without makeup... even porn-stars look pretty meh without makeup!!! Don't think any less of me :(

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all you fuckers are asking pointless questions. real question is, top or bottom?
 
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Never seen a landing strip with a penis before.

heh, i was thinking the same thing.

Vanessa, didn't see you answer this question. do you fuck boys, girls, both, or other?
 
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all you fuckers are asking pointless questions. real question is, top or bottom?
Xe already said only takes from dudes, so bottom in that sense. Jesus, the thread is only 25 posts at this point and you can't be bothered to read them?
 
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I'm kinda bummed out that the first page came and went and the only pic of my stupid face there is one without makeup... even porn-stars look pretty meh without makeup!!! Don't think any less of me :(

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You definitely look good, probably the hottest tranny that has ever posted here. With the tits and the makeup I bet you could pickup any dude you want at college bro bars and they'd never know until the dick surprise came out.
 
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Xe already said only takes from dudes, so bottom in that sense. Jesus, the thread is only 25 posts at this point and you can't be bothered to read them?


In fairness, it came after a wall of text and Bubbles probably zoned out halfway through. I know I did.

I'm attracted to attractive people... if you'd like to put me into a convenient bubble, I'm pansexual. To the second question: I give only to girls, but I receive all.

So WTF is pansexual? How's it different than bisexual?
 
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So WTF is pansexual? How's it different than bisexual?

One of the biggest questions people ask is what is the difference between pansexuality and bisexuality. ... Pansexual: Being sexually attracted to all genders equally. Bisexual: Being attracted to both male, female, and (sometimes) people in-between those genders, but attracted differently to each.
 
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Is there a brutal pecking order in the order of the LGBT phoenix? (Obv harry potter reference given I just marathoned all the movies, no apologies, no fucks given). I.E Are the white gays kings of all, and then the lesbians underlords, with the bisexuals and the trannies fighting for scraps of coolness, coming sort of late to the club? (TL-DR; Do you face extra difficulties as a tran that the LGB folk don't). Assuming you're familiar enough with the "scene" or community to say with any confidence.
 
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I'm a big fan of the community and have been a poster since Noows (I know, I know, that's hard to believe, but I promise that's 100% true), you guys just don't know how much I love the craziness that has ensued over the years here... examples:

Aychamo's asshole and Yahoo Live (or whatever the live-stream was back then)
You have XX days... was it 18? Furor's PoTime ultimatum to SOE
CoffeeandTV and his butt-buddy (forgot his name now, faked death)
Brittany was always amusing to me
Tuco's milk challenge (I literally still have the 3 vids, Tuco, do you still have them? hehe)
Searyx was an endless pile of weirdness and the source of many LoLs
Millie was a dude (yes, I appreciate the irony of me posting this)
"The Big W" from that monk and his meltdown... name began with A I think???


Idk what else... it's literally years and years of insanity and memories.

I think I can provide some entertainment, lulz, and general weirdness... but I don't want to shit up the FSR thread for that :) Anyone have any serious objections to me opening up my own thread???



I've been sorta lurking long enough to know that you're kinda crazy, so I take your criticism with a grain of salt, but I must tip my hat, raise my glass, and admit: I kinda am an attention whore (and wish I wasn't) :(

So you've been posting since noows but you give retardedly vague half-correct-at-best examples to prove this, and then follow up by saying you've lurked long enough to know hodj is crazy...

Seems legit.
 
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Definite attention whore, but this should be entertaining.

The centipedes will need a hobby on Wednesday.
 
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Ignorance is no excuse for being a dick. Sexuality is a sliding scale, with people falling all along the spectrum. Unfortunately, like many things right now, a handful of extremists have heavily distorted the reality.
 
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Vanessa

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So you've been posting since noows but you give retardedly vague half-correct-at-best examples to prove this, and then follow up by saying you've lurked long enough to know hodj is crazy...

Seems legit.

Making posts here and there, yes... but not posting enough to be a "regular member" so in that sense, lurking. Sorry for vagueness honestly, but... if I was just some brand new attention whore, idk how I'd even know what Noows is/was.

i.e. I'm legit, promise. Screenshot is somewhat proof: Popsicle girl was from like 2001. I'd give mad high-fives to anyone here who recognizes the pic.



It's not, it's just another buzzword tumblr idiots can use to be a unique snowflake.

Well, that's fair enough frankly... if you just want to call me bisexual, that's fine. I honestly thought pansexual included trans-girls / trans-men that bi somewhat excluded. I'll freely admit that my own tumblr terminology is rusty (gotta admit, I'm proud of this).

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Vanessa

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Is there a brutal pecking order in the order of the LGBT phoenix? (Obv harry potter reference given I just marathoned all the movies, no apologies, no fucks given). I.E Are the white gays kings of all, and then the lesbians underlords, with the bisexuals and the trannies fighting for scraps of coolness, coming sort of late to the club? (TL-DR; Do you face extra difficulties as a tran that the LGB folk don't). Assuming you're familiar enough with the "scene" or community to say with any confidence.

Not really familiar enough with the scene as I don't get out much; it's not like I'm an advocate or anything... but regardless, I think you'd be hard pressed to find/meet/talk to any trans-girl/guy that didn't feel that their lot is harder in life. If you're gay, there's no mystery. You're a dude who likes dudes. Being trans is pretty weird, I'll just come right out and say it.

Tinder, for example: it's mainly for hook-ups, yes... for regular cis-gender people; for me it's just a colossal ego-boost since I'm actually shocked if a hot guy hasn't already swiped right on me. Yet it's rare when a guy will say to me "let's hook up, I'm curious" as most guys I think just instantly swipe right, THEN look at my profile and go through the whole "I dun goofed" scenario and want nothing to do with me. If I was just a gay guy, there's no mystery, there's no surprises, there's no hidden explanations or what have you.

So yeah, being trans is harder and I don't say that just because I'm trans, it's just the way it is :/
 
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Bubbles

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Yet it's rare when a guy will say to me "let's hook up, I'm curious" as most guys I think just instantly swipe right, THEN look at my profile and go through the whole "I dun goofed" scenario and want nothing to do with me.

who else is reminded of the cab scene in Trainspotting?
 
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