Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

Izo · Nov 26, 2019

3301 said:
Is Manessa getting a hymen installed when he completes his transition?

Post vaginoplasty it's use it or lose it. So...don't use it, and you get tighter. Cheap way to reboot and become virgin-like again. It's the surgery that keeps on giving.

For the first 8 weeks after vaginoplasty you will continue to wear a prosthesis inside your vagina most of the time. At first, you will only take it out once a day, when you do routine cleaning (you will douche once a day initially). The amount of time the prosthesis is left out will gradually be increased (as per the surgeon’s protocol). You will have to continue to dilate your vagina every day, either by sex (dildo/penis/fingers) or using the dilator, to keep your vagina open. If you do not dilate every day, your vagina may become narrow and short.

Foler · Nov 26, 2019

Izo said:
Post vaginoplasty it's use it or lose it. So...don't use it, and you get tighter. Cheap way to reboot and become virgin-like again. It's the surgery that keeps on giving.

For the first 8 weeks after vaginoplasty you will continue to wear a prosthesis inside your vagina most of the time. At first, you will only take it out once a day, when you do routine cleaning (you will douche once a day initially). The amount of time the prosthesis is left out will gradually be increased (as per the surgeon’s protocol). You will have to continue to dilate your vagina every day, either by sex (dildo/penis/fingers) or using the dilator, to keep your vagina open. If you do not dilate every day, your vagina may become narrow and short.

So it likes like men with fake holes are more likely to be tighter than women?

Interdasting

Bubbles · Nov 26, 2019

this thread, seriously

Coleslaw · Nov 27, 2019

Vanessa are there any good deals u r looking for this upcoming Black Friday/Cyber Monday?

Izo · Nov 27, 2019

Coleslaw said:
Vanessa are there any good deals u r looking for this upcoming Black Friday/Cyber Monday?

Orchietomy, get 2 for free when you order your 1 vaginiplasty.

Vanessa · Nov 27, 2019

Coleslaw said:
Vanessa are there any good deals u r looking for this upcoming Black Friday/Cyber Monday?

Was thinking about getting Alexa in some form or another. During prime Echos were 66% percent off; I can guess they will be again. Perfect time for anybody (I'm totes shilling here) to get Alexa involved in your life! Heh

Izo said:
Orchietomy, get 2 for free when you order your 1 vaginiplasty.

Izo gets me!

I think an Orchi would be the operation that would fit my life the best; can still please ladies... would make tucking even easier than it is now... would reduce testicular cancer. So much win with an Orchi and yet the only drawback is... like the drawback with young teens who transition right at puberty (which is another notch on what changed my mind about young transitioners); material is lost for optimal snip snip should I decide to ever go full retard and get a neo-vag (mustard free of charge!!!).

Me keeping my shenis the way it is is merely a result of lazy contentment versus a driving impetus. As I've said, if the means of going to sleep and waking up with a perfectly normal, fully formed vulva were in the scope of reality, I'd do it. But that's the catch: reality. The reality is 20k, lots of time out of work, and a rational fear of an assachingly bunch of shit going wrong that doesn't necessarily need to go wrong to be happy.

Izo · Nov 27, 2019

Vanessa said:
Izo gets me!

I think an Orchi would be the operation that would fit my life the best; can still please ladies... would make tucking even easier than it is now... would reduce testicular cancer. So much win with an Orchi and yet the only drawback is... like the drawback with young teens who transition right at puberty (which is another notch on what changed my mind about young transitioners); material is lost for optimal snip snip should I decide to ever go full retard and get a neo-vag (mustard free of charge!!!).

Me keeping my shenis the way it is is merely a result of lazy contentment versus a driving impetus. As I've said, if the means of going to sleep and waking up with a perfectly normal, fully formed vulva were in the scope of reality, I'd do it. But that's the catch: reality. The reality is 20k, lots of time out of work, and a rational fear of an assachingly bunch of shit going wrong that doesn't necessarily need to go wrong to be happy.

Constant maintenance too. I still have twitches when I look back on mandatory internship at the GO. This 60+ trans with a vagina had lost his companion few years prior. He didn't do the upkeep after. Came with a abscess in the clitoris the size of a golfball, and inflammation in the vagina. That's when I learned why the dentistry sedative syringes were in the PE room. Use it or lose it, the female senior consultant said and handed me the syringe. Curiosity killed the cat, in more than one sense that day. Jesus.

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Vanessa · Nov 27, 2019

Izo said:
Constant maintenance too. I still have twitches when I look back on mandatory internship at the GO. This 60+ trans with a vagina had lost his companion few years prior. He didn't do the upkeep after. Came with a abscess in the clitoris the size of a golfball, and inflammation in the vagina. That's when I learned why the dentistry sedative syringes were in the PE room. Use it or lose it, the female senior consultant said and handed me the syringe. Curiosity killed the cat, in more than one sense that day. Jesus.

Yeah... I did completely not even think about the constant dilation in my list of no no no's to get a neo-vag just now.

This is what I'll say; I know it's popular making fun of the necrotic mustard frankenpussies out there, but as long as you are a responsible person who actually has the self-love to take care of yourself and not a degenerate who goes for weeks/months not douching like a normal woman should/would, the chances of having a healthy, stank free neo-vag are good. Still not enough reason for me to consider it to any realistic degree.

As usual, horror stories get out there and the people LOOKING for a reason to jump on the shit-on-it-all bandwagon are neglecting the reality of the matter.

While I'm posting here

Non-binary "trans" people are just transtrender goths from many moons ago making a fashion statement... #changemymind.

Izo · Nov 27, 2019

The guy had it for years, regular checkups, ups and downs. Lost his companion late in life. Stopped caring for it. Then nastiness. Don't do it,

Vanessa .

Vanessa · Nov 27, 2019

Seeing Johnny Sack keep going after repeated warnings is just... wow... the autism is so so real.

B b b b but we're all WoW buddies!!! Yeah and you're a massive cunt too. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

I'll pass on your invitation... I'm not the biggest fan of rednecks; especially such hateful ones like you (You hate your own Creator dude... it's so sad), but since you asked in earnest... I like everything on the typical Thanksgiving table generally except yams and that repulsive canned cranberry that people still eat. Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

hodj · Nov 27, 2019

Your ignorance of what actually goes on here is astounding but also hilarious

hodj · Nov 27, 2019

Canned cranberry is garbage we make this

1 lb cranberries
1 pear
2 tsp grated orange zest
2 cups sugar
1 cup apple cider

put the cranberries pear orange zest and sugar in a pot stir in apple cider bring to a boil simmer 20 mins

Shits the bomb

Screamfeeder · Nov 27, 2019

hodj said:
Canned cranberry is garbage we make this

1 lb cranberries
1 pear
2 tsp grated orange zest
2 cups sugar
1 cup apple cider

put the cranberries pear orange zest and sugar in a pot stir in apple cider bring to a boil simmer 20 mins

Shits the bomb

Pear? That's a revelation right there. I'm doing a fig cranberry sauce. I kinda want to see if my local mercado has some pears though.

hodj · Nov 27, 2019

Its good, dice the pear up good you don't need a huge amount but it adds a layer to the flavor profile that my fam likes a lot

Foler · Nov 28, 2019

Dude how did we just go from izo talking about mustard filled neovaginas to you two talking about Thanksgiving recipes.

Afk gonna be sick

Coleslaw · Nov 28, 2019

Thankful for your friendship

Vanessa !!!!!

lurkingdirk · Nov 28, 2019

hodj said:
Canned cranberry is garbage we make this

1 lb cranberries
1 pear
2 tsp grated orange zest
2 cups sugar
1 cup apple cider

put the cranberries pear orange zest and sugar in a pot stir in apple cider bring to a boil simmer 20 mins

Shits the bomb

Bloody pear? That's just obvious, and I've never thought of it. I'm going to next time, though, thanks! I do a similar recipe with half the sugar (sorry, me and the fam don't like super sweet foods), and I add some Macintosh apple and I use orange juice instead of cider.

Bet yours is better. Damn, I have to try it now.

hodj · Nov 28, 2019

YOu can totally mess with that recipe. It needs to simmer for a good long while I found out. Wife's been simmering it since like 9 or 10 this morning but otherwise that's the recipe she uses

DickTrickle · Nov 28, 2019

Coleslaw said:
Thankful for your friendship Vanessa !!!!!

You must be a troll.

Ossoi · Nov 29, 2019

Vanessa said:
Non-binary "trans" people are just transtrender goths from many moons ago making a fashion statement... #changemymind.

Not a controversial statement

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