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Punko

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Vanessa Vanessa I asked what car you drive, you got very defensive.

Try being happy with what you have. Guess that hasn't worked for you so far, at least consider it.
 
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Izo

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What car do you drive, Vanessa Vanessa ? I get it’s a status symbol as well as a necessity in the us, and public transportation is crap or frowned upon by most.

Can’t be worse than mine, used to drive Civics :D :D :D I do public transportation most often, bus/light tram bc it rocks here and parking is shite. Bicycle for fun. Most basic family cars are 30-40K usd here (lol), micro cars are like 20K, 180% taxation is a bitch as well as hefty polution tax upkeep.

Now you? :D
 

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Punko

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What car do you drive, Vanessa Vanessa ? I get it’s a status symbol as well as a necessity in the us, and public transportation is crap or frowned upon by most.

Can’t be worse than mine, used to drive Civics :D :D :D I do public transportation most often, bus/light tram bc it rocks here and parking is shite. Bicycle for fun. Most basic family cars are 30-40K usd here (lol), micro cars are like 20K, 180% taxation is a bitch as well as hefty polution tax upkeep.

Now you? :D

You Dutch or something?
 

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My '15 370Z, absolutely still in love with it.

When brand new, at my mom's house:
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After some wear and tear and taken near home. Notice the fucking hood scratch near the right headlight... rock flew up from a truck :mad::mad::mad::
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My Bob Ross funko I put on the dash with some 3M tape heh... he's my spirit animal in bad traffic, haha:
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Proof it's mine, and shameless attention whoring (eh.. nothing changes, huh? :eek::p:eek:) :
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I was mildly curious and decided to find it. Fortunately, it only took about 30 seconds and now you all have renewed fodder for the drama.

Also Vanessa, you were looking a little beefy there... some bad menstrual bloating that day, eh?
 

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The fact that you know why organic chemistry is called "organic" is enough proof that the rest of the info is accurate enough. You are delusional if you think tranny has the mental capacity to read what you wrote let alone understand it.
 

Vanessa

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Fortunately, it only took about 30 seconds
See!? DT is a good poster and can navigate a forum. Damn Punko, you lazy material-possessions-make-me-feel-good-about-myself you, having him do your dirty work.

Also Vanessa, you were looking a little beefy there... some bad menstrual bloating that day, eh?
Yes, obviously, and don't even get me started on the mustard problem with the front hole, err... front seat I had on that day too.

Nothing to spill. Having an affair. Its amazing. Lost all interest in wife so thats probably done with. Dumb? Maybe but fuck it, I changed so many things in the last month about myself that my old life seems like a shitty dream.
Holy crap, completely forgot about this gem.

So, to update and recap:

Hateful, racist, homophobic, transphobic, low-IQ, God hating atheist and cheater.

Vanessa: 175
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luv ur car
Me too! Gotten lots of compliments on her over the years. Something about the Z that I myself fell in love with just seeing other drivers on the road with a Z. It's not even that fast because it LOOKS like it can smoke a lot of cars but its only a V6. Price-point wise I could have just as well gotten a Mustang GT and been burying the Tach needle and keeping up with Corvettes and Vipers and Ferraris from just a few years past if that's what "mattered" to me... pure acceleration. But at this point, its a veritable meme when talking about Mustang owners wrecking their GTs.

That's the complaint of the Z nowadays... it has the performance specs of a 2005 sports car with a 2020 sports car price tag but it still fits me just fine; very happy with my Z purchase!

BUT! If I could have done it all over again? Kept my old Dodge Avenger and saved $ to look at a 2020 Toyota Supra today. Still waiting patiently to see what Nissan has in store for the Z model line... THIS is the year they unveil a new Z and it could literally be any day now... we shall see!
 
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See!? DT is a good poster and can navigate a forum. Damn Punko, you lazy material-possessions-make-me-feel-good-about-myself you, having him do your dirty work.


Yes, obviously, and don't even get me started on the mustard problem with the front hole, err... front seat I had on that day too.



Holy crap, completely forgot about this gem.

So, to update and recap:

Hateful, racist, homophobic, transphobic, low-IQ, God hating atheist and cheater.

Vanessa: 175
wormie: 0


Me too! Gotten lots of compliments on her over the years. Something about the Z that I myself fell in love with just seeing other drivers on the road with a Z. It's not even that fast because it LOOKS like it can smoke a lot of cars but its only a V6. Price-point wise I could have just as well gotten a Mustang GT and been burying the Tach needle and keeping up with Corvettes and Vipers and Ferraris from just a few years past if that's what "mattered" to me... pure acceleration. But at this point, its a veritable meme when talking about Mustang owners wrecking their GTs.

That's the complaint of the Z nowadays... it has the performance specs of a 2005 sports car with a 2020 sports car price tag but it still fits me just fine; very happy with my Z purchase!

BUT! If I could have done it all over again? Kept my old Dodge Avenger and saved $ to look at a 2020 Toyota Supra today. Still waiting patiently to see what Nissan has in store for the Z model line... THIS is the year they unveil a new Z and it could literally be any day now... we shall see!
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Vanessa

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If you ask Vanessa to provide some resources it wouldn't be anything you or I would look at as authoritative.
Putting this here as a kinda "bookmark" quote for easier access. The biting irony of this quote is the start of some epic rabbit-hole cognitive dissonance that many of my hatertots have harbored for a VERY long time.
 

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Why didn’t you just say you drive Soygen Soygen ’s old car type, sheeesh. Looks okay. Nobody drives them over here though. I donno, mileage / green tax. I’ll never get the us, claims to be poor, drives semi-expensive cars, heh :D
 

Punko

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Why didn’t you just say you drive Soygen Soygen ’s old car type, sheeesh. Looks okay. Nobody drives them over here though. I donno, mileage / green tax. I’ll never get the us, claims to be poor, drives semi-expensive cars, heh :D

Same, they don't really sell here.

Its not really a fast car, despite being a pretty recent 6-cylinder petrol, they get outclassed badly by german sedans that don't suffer from "I leased above budget so had to get the smallest engine and shittiest rims" syndrome, those sedans have a nicer interior (no discussion possible), higher resale value, and are more practical.

Lastly of course they are expensive when it comes to taxes / performance.

A 2015 370z needs 5.3 seconds to get to 100 kmph - it is listed at 325ish hp
A 2015 330i (sedan) needs 5.6 seconds to 100 kmph - it is listed as 252 hp, the Z4 with this configuration does it in 5.5 seconds due to weight

Maybe the Nissan has a really powerful airco though.
 

Punko

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Izo Izo if you want I can ship you some beers, after the covid thing passes.

Since we both part of EU, there shouldn't be any customs check.

When having booze mailed to you is actually cheaper then buying it; what a time to be alive in.
 
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