Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

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Izo said:
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The 4 horsemen have started to show up. Can’t be long before @Vanessa returns.
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I always thought Makedmelon and that Coleslaw poster were Vanessa. I mean as much as Vanessa like to suck his own dick over how great he was I figured he made a few alt accounts so they could suck his dick over how great he was too.
 
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I mean, I think Vanessa is exceedingly well-written and an absolute pleasure to read, but she clearly has no interest in me and we have already established my identity. I don’t mind being Vanessa too though.
 
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Also, I have absolutely no idea how I managed to skirt that dick minefield you laid, butt I am feeling pretty damn good about it. I am rather proud of myself to be honest.
 
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I mean, I think Vanessa is exceedingly well-written and an absolute pleasure to read, but she clearly has no interest in me and we have already established my identity. I don’t mind being Vanessa too though.
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We established your identity?
 
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I mean, I think Vanessa is exceedingly well-written and an absolute pleasure to read, but she clearly has no interest in me and we have already established my identity. I don’t mind being Vanessa too though.
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I seem to recall her taking an interest in whether you were a fellow tranny. Maybe you didn't answer or give the answer she wanted and that was the turn off. You should probably kill kiss yourself.
 
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Just hit 3 months mark of my hormones boys. Big changes! Here's a pic of me from today with my pet vulture, Igor. Do I pass?

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mhm. First it was revealed that I was actually se-yuri. I think it was Erronius who cracked that one.

THEN it was revealed that I was that cute girl with fat boobs and pointy lips. I dont remember her name, but it was shared someone in my campaign thread.

LAST it was revealed by Vanessa herself that I am a fat man with green hair who I think she found on the internet.


i am pleased to be whichever of these make you feel the best.
 
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I seem to recall her taking an interest in whether you were a fellow tranny. Maybe you didn't answer or give the answer she wanted and that was the turn off. You should probably kill kiss yourself.
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hello dick, you are correct. vanessa was curious about my sex and gender identity, but only for a little while. as for the kissing, I agree with you there too. I love myself very, very much and would not hesitate. I am fantastic. Would that I had multiple selfs, I would wed them all. unfortunately there is only one me, so I have to leave the kissing of me to others.
 
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hello dick, you are correct. vanessa was curious about my sex and gender identity, but only for a little while. as for the kissing, I agree with you there too. I love myself very, very much and would not hesitate. I am fantastic. Would that I had multiple selfs, I would wed them all. unfortunately there is only one me, so I have to leave the kissing of me to others.
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You know what I meant in my heart.
 
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maskedmelon said:
mhm. First it was revealed that I was actually se-yuri. I think it was Erronius who cracked that one.

THEN it was revealed that I was that cute girl with fat boobs and pointy lips. I dont remember her name, but it was shared someone in my campaign thread.

LAST it was revealed by Vanessa herself that I am a fat man with green hair who I think she found on the internet.


i am pleased to be whichever of these make you feel the best.
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Which one do you like to larp the most?
 
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iannis said:
I say you pass.

But I was delivered by csection. I've never actually smelled a pussy.

Some day!
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Heh, you might’ve had a pussyrag rubbed on you though. I see it sometimes during sectio, silly midwifes do that to the child. Transfer the vaginal flora, is the idea. Pretty sure it doesn’t correlate 1:1 to being bathed in pussy fluids the good ol’ fashioned way.

Anyway, do you have asthma?
 
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Nah, natural birth.

I was just really dedicated to that shifty joke.

I doubt the fluid is the thing, myself too. It's the system stress of being forced down the birth canal.
 
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Heh, you might’ve had a pussyrag rubbed on you though. I see it sometimes during sectio, silly midwifes do that to the child. Transfer the vaginal flora, is the idea. Pretty sure it doesn’t correlate 1:1 to being bathed in pussy fluids the good ol’ fashioned way.

Anyway, do you have asthma?
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Wtf is this about vag juice. Is it some sort of baby protectant? Gross
 
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Foler said:
Wtf is this about vag juice. Is it some sort of baby protectant? Gross
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Ye. Born from vag = child is colonized by good germs from vag and back hole. Aka, the normal flora. Aka what keeps the bad germs away in your life. Sectio = no pussy juice flora = colonized from other sources. It’s speculated, due to increased astma increase in those born from sectio, that the beforementioned gives some protection to it, amung other things. Ain’t nature wonderful?

So....munch away on the vag and back.
 
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