Dude, I believe in Jesus, I am a Christian and I believe the universe and all that is in it was made by Him and for His glory and give about as much of a shit WHEN he did it or if the DINOSAURS came first or if the MULTIPLE CAVEMEN fucked other cavemen clan of the cave bear style. What I know is, I need help, and no one on this miserable planet can help because you're all as fucked as steve here. You're a fat ass or you fuck kids or you're a miserable harridan or you cheat or you lie constantly or you have too many fucking watches. ALL have fallen short. And I know for a stone cold fact that every word Jesus said is truth. None can refute it. You can play games with the homo language in Leviticus or how Deuteronomy talks about how much you can beat your old lady but every word the Aspect of God Made Flesh says is truth. You live that and you will find a peace you've never known. Very few, including me and you and captain bolt-on there have the courage for that but it is true. The faith of a mustard seed to move mountains. So as fun as it is to be chimps throwing shit at each other, and especially pointing out the chimp who for some reason really delights in smearing that shit on their face and strutting around like...well, not a rooster, a hen, I guess, I WILL stand with Duderina in this respect, God in all his majesty is real, and one day every last cocksucking one of you with announce it. And no, I'm not really interested in arguing or coming down to your level or whatthefuckever. The beauty of my own particular insanity is I give a tinker's fucking damn what anyone on the planet thinks of me. As Shepherd Book says, I believe.
