Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

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Kuriin said:
I wish. Then our hands wouldn't get so smelly slimey from having to hold all the rolls of fat back to try and find just the tip.
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I need a reminder. Why are you looking for fat dudes dicks?

And whatever your reason, have you tried blowing in their ear or tickling the balls?

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I'm curious what Tranny chasers are after, aside from just the unique composition of sexual traits (Usually any fetish has a kind of root goal, or appeal beyond the form the fetish takes to supply it). I had a friend who married a Transexual, actually. But he was always bisexual so we just figured he got the best of both worlds.
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My guess is that it starts with pegging. You do that for a while and then you start thinking you'd like to try a real dick instead of a plastic one. The thing is, there's only one place you can get real dick and still have an argument to convince yourself it's not gay.

Also boobs. Seriously, tits are fantastic.
 
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Hoss said:
Also boobs. Seriously, tits are fantastic.
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This is actually somewhere I've always through that most Trannys have the advantage since they're often custom building the perfect body they want of the gender they want. Which means more often than not they get top notch boob jobs.
 
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A chaser, as most t-girls would probably define them, has a solid predilection toward the wing-wong, and is straight in the sense that they aren't attracted toward men but obviously want that tranny cock in their mouth, their hand, or their ass. I'd also say that most t-girls would quantify a chaser as having nothing but sexual motives... i.e. no dates, no LTRs. Those two reasons are why chasers are generally regarded as something to avoid in our world unless you're an escort.
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"our world", wouldn't that be "their world", considering you're not exactly in that world? well.. at least not after your get your dick chopper off and turned into a moist cave of wonders.
 
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"our world", wouldn't that be "their world", considering you're not exactly in that world? well.. at least not after your get your dick chopper off and turned into a moist cave of wonders.
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Stop and think about what you're saying. You think that trannies who have had the dickectomy done are dealing with people wanting to know how big their dick is?

You're flailing bro. Spiraling out of control. Just open the door and come on out the closet.
 
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So I am curious but I am not going to comb through the whole thread to see if this was asked. So Vanessa Vanessa when do you spring the trap on people? Like do you go on a date things are going good you end up back at your place he's about to go down and BLAMO twig and berries

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Or are there better ways to play the trap card?
 
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I always tell my dates I have a dick before the date even starts. I'll even show them if I'm feeling it.
 
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BoozeCube said:
So I am curious but I am not going to comb through the whole thread to see if this was asked. So Vanessa Vanessa when do you spring the trap on people? Like do you go on a date things are going good you end up back at your place he's about to go down and BLAMO twig and berries

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Or are there better ways to play the trap card?
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I have zero familiarity with the mating habits of trannies, but my guess is that the "surprise motherfucker" method is a good way to get your face smashed in by a less "inclusive, diversity is our strength" type of man. I can tell you that on Tinder and other dating apps, they openly advertise the fact that they are transexual, sometime specifying whether they are pre-op or not. I will admit that I have fallen for, and swiped right on a few hot Asian trannies, only to read their profile after the match to see they are a tranny and unmatch. Asians seem to make the most convincing trannies, probably because some of the males already start out as tiny and thin. I've also been told by a stripper that trannies flock to sugardaddy sites for some reason, probably to find a hook to pay for their surgeries.
 
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The trannies I've been with are usually surprised I don't go straight for the wing-wang. I fuck them like their women which they usually like. I like them because a) no chance of kids b) always butt sex c) way less head games than women I've dated.
 
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posting this here so we have all the pictures in one thread. I hate to have to go to multiple threads for research.

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Lithose Lithose if you want to hit that, that would make you a chaser.
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I like Vanessa Vanessa description better. I'll be honest, that's a great ass and given I've dated insane latina and Irish women my entire life because I'm an ass man, adjusting to a dick on a girl I want to rail is probably a lot easier than dealing with the insanity from some of those women. Luckily, though, my wife has a great ass and no dick, and is reasonably not crazy :p , so I'm set.
 
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I need a reminder. Why are you looking for fat dudes dicks?

And whatever your reason, have you tried blowing in their ear or tickling the balls?
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You do realize I work in the ER as a nurse, right? Lol. So, we see a lot of various people.
 
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To be fair, pulling on fat guy's dicks could have also easily fallen into the "hobby" category, Kuriin Kuriin .
 
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Hoss said:
My guess is that it starts with pegging. You do that for a while and then you start thinking you'd like to try a real dick instead of a plastic one. The thing is, there's only one place you can get real dick and still have an argument to convince yourself it's not gay.

Also boobs. Seriously, tits are fantastic.
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Pegging is the gateway drug!?
 
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Lunis said:
The trannies I've been with are usually surprised I don't go straight for the wing-wang. I fuck them like their women which they usually like. I like them because a) no chance of kids b) always butt sex c) way less head games than women I've dated.
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Unless you mean you're their woman. And you fuck them. With no chance of kids. In the butt. And no head games. It's a 50/50?
 
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Lunis said:
The trannies I've been with are usually surprised I don't go straight for the wing-wang. I fuck them like their women which they usually like. I like them because a) no chance of kids b) always butt sex c) way less head games than women I've dated.
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Multiple? How does that even happen with like .1 percent of the population, unless you are seeking them out?
 
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Stop and think about what you're saying. You think that trannies who have had the dickectomy done are dealing with people wanting to know how big their dick is?

You're flailing bro. Spiraling out of control. Just open the door and come on out the closet.
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What I'm saying is there's a difference between transitory transexuals and those who will never get gender reasignment surgeries done, because reasons. Vanessa should be more able to give us an insight into that world, since she's been in "that world" more than we have (excluding some members of this wonderful community who are trannies in the latter sense themselves).
 
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Lunis said:
The trannies I've been with are usually surprised I don't go straight for the wing-wang. I fuck them like their women which they usually like. I like them because a) no chance of kids b) always butt sex c) way less head games than women I've dated.
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Alright, that's enough FoH for today.
 
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Lunis said:
The trannies I've been with are usually surprised I don't go straight for the wing-wang. I fuck them like their women which they usually like. I like them because a) no chance of kids b) always butt sex c) way less head games than women I've dated.
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I’m sorry, I’m bad with names, but are you the guy that banged a craigslist tranny here a few years back and shared in one of the threads “girls who broke my heart” type threads? I would say this was maybe 4 years ago.
 
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