Veep

Fucking Jonah. I love this show so much.

yeah I was worried the show would be a bit boring but holy shit the rapid fire jokes are maybe even faster than ever and Congressman Jonah Scrotum Ryan is the MVP of the show now



The Meyer Fund for Adult Literacy
President Selina Meyer’s own daughter Catherine’s lifelong struggle with dyslexia forced her to become a dance major and has left her with impaired communication skills to this day.

I give this episode 4.5 sympathy hand jobs out of 5.

spronk said:

[bcolor=rgb(24, 24, 24)]The Meyer Fund for Adult Literacy[/bcolor]
President Selina Meyer’s own daughter Catherine’s lifelong struggle with dyslexia forced her to become a dance major and has left her with impaired communication skills to this day.

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This is excellent. The online literacy test especially.

Saw the first episode yesterday with the family, my sister put it on. Holy shit this type of humor is right up my alley. I about died when there was a line that said something to the effect of "hacking wikipedia to change her weight" (referring to the VP). I had to pause and explain to the rest of the family the pure genius in that joke. That moment sold me on the show. Reminds me a lot of Archer with the type of quick witted humor but much more swearing.

JLD's facial expressions are unbelievable. Her discussing with Margery what to call her while in her house was great.

Also her and Gary laughing at the "you gave me AIDS" like they're 12.

Fuck. "If you gave her a rail to snort off your dick, she would let you fuck the hole in her septum" was just too good.

Wonder what kind of writer comes up with something like that?

Every line Richard said made me laugh, literally, out loud. Dude is fucking amazing.

Her daughter (Jack Bauer's daughter IRL) is also getting hot too. Oh shit, what if Jonah Ryan impregnates and marries her...

Jonah's dates slayed me, "i'll need to see pics of your mom, front and back." His dessert or app rule was fantastic too, very smart guy

The doorman sending Jonah to a nazi concert because of his shaved head was great

I love this show so much.

I love this show but that was possibly the weakest episode of the series. I hope they didn't burn all their jokes on the start of the season.

I thought it was great. Kent had me cracking up, with his remark about Hawaii being a monarchy and his "There is literally no Georgian law. And I'm using literally correctly."

Oh, and Minna's questions about orgasms.

Minna was awesome. "Do you prefer vaginal orgasm or clitoral orgasm?" "I just cum."