Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

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Are you implying that was a less than stellar job?
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Noodleface_sl said:
We know her name now.. you missed one Kuriin
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hell ive said my name on here (first name multiple times). Not a state secret.

The vag story was mortifying at the time but since being pregnant ive learned there are far more embarrassing things. I've got an insanely high pain tolerance and that memory still males me wince. I thought Asians had plus two to video games math and waxing/manicures. Guess that was really wrong.
 
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Etoille_sl said:
hell ive said my name on here (first name multiple times). Not a state secret.

The vag story was mortifying at the time but since being pregnant ive learned there are far more embarrassing things. I've got an insanely high pain tolerance and that memory still males me wince. I thought Asians had plus two to video games math and waxing/manicures. Guess that was really wrong.
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We're all friends here, elaborate.
 
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Etoille_sl said:
hell ive said my name on here (first name multiple times). Not a state secret.

The vag story was mortifying at the time but since being pregnant ive learned there are far more embarrassing things. I've got an insanely high pain tolerance and that memory still males me wince. I thought Asians had plus two to video games math and waxing/manicures. Guess that was really wrong.
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May I call you Sasha?
 
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Call me whatever you want silence.
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I'm on the phone arm and its a longer story so when this bubble bath is over if I don't pass out I'll post it tonite. Or at some point. Soon promise. Yall have had to endure constipation stories so why not.

Also everything tuco said about me petitioning to have my name on the grown up forum instead is 100% true.
 
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Etoille_sl said:
Call me whatever you want silence.
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I'm on the phone arm and its a longer story so when this bubble bath is over if I don't pass out I'll post it tonite. Or at some point. Soon promise. Yall have had to endure constipation stories so why not.

Also everything tuco said about me petitioning to have my name on the grown up forum instead is 100% true.
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The big question is what dirt call you sell out on Rav?
 
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