[13:43] <Blazin> My wife upgraded her phone to IOS6 and some how set up her imessages to receive my texts, hilarity at my expense then ensued
as a results of texts from someone from board
[13:43] <Blazin> im in deep doo doo now
[13:47] <Xianthe> oh do tell
[13:49] <Blazin> i want to share the whole thing just need other persons permission and she's kind of hard to get a hold of at the moment with my wife watching me like a hawk
[13:49] <Xianthe> haha
[13:50] <Uriel> Sexting Ravvenn for disability money?
[13:50] <Xianthe> Her? Must be a tranny or Ravvenn
[13:51] <@Sean> lol
[13:52] <Blazin> i cant out anybody and does it really matter who is was
[13:53] <@Sean> No but we just assume that there aren't really any females around
[13:53] <@Sean> besdies Ravvenn
[13:53] <@Sean> which leaves us with Trannies
[13:54] <Blazin> story probably be better if tranny
[13:54] <@Sean> Indeed
[13:54] <Blazin> i was so a deer caught in headlights
[13:54] <@Sean> Guaranteed to make the story 10x better and hilarity with wife 100x better
[13:54] <Xianthe> Need to post/tell story!
[13:54] <Blazin> my wife calls me and says "who the fuck is this"
[13:54] <Blazin> i just sat there quiet
[13:55] <Blazin> thinking I'm fucked
[13:55] <@Sean> hahah
[13:55] <Blazin> my wife then hung up on me
[13:55] <Blazin> and I called the other girl as fast as I could
[13:55] <@Sean> pro move
[13:55] <Blazin> and yelled "STOP TEXTING!!!"
[13:55] <Xianthe> haha
[13:56] <@Sean> god damn I fucking love technology
[13:56] <Blazin> i even thought of turning imessage off on other devices
[13:56] <Blazin> so it wasn't syncing
[13:56] <@Sean> Would it have been more apt to yell "STOP SEXTING!!!"?
[13:56] <Blazin> didn't plan for my wife accidently setting her phone to my email
[13:58] <Uriel> Is this gonna lead to a divorce?
[13:58] <Xianthe> or more drama
[13:58] <Xianthe> What does uncle Sean say about eVag
[14:00] <@Sean> Nothing good comes from e-vag
[14:01] <Uriel> This deserves a screenshots thread, complete with wife registering and cat fighting with mystery girl
[14:01] <@Sean> Just say no
[14:01] <Xianthe> Yea we need new drama
[14:01] <@Sean> On the other hand
[14:01] <@Sean> Please fuck up your life for my entertainment
[14:02] <Blazin> Yeah as much as the +nets would be fun not sure its worth a 17yr marriage with two kids
[14:04] <Blazin> never let a good looking girl into your life if you're married life can certainly get interesting quickly
[14:04] <Blazin> my wife had some funny ass lines though
[14:04] <Blazin> telling me "the stupid cunt just wants your money!"
[14:05] <Xianthe> Hey, tranny ops are expensive
[14:06] <@Sean> super expensive
[14:06] <Blazin> I'm going to tell my wife she was a tranny
[14:06] <Blazin> to see what she says
[14:06] <Xianthe> So are implants if the hormones didn't get you good boobs
[14:06] <@Sean> hahah
[14:06] <Xianthe> Yea you can go crazy with it, link the expensive plastic surgeons
[14:07] <Blazin> I'll tell her I thought it was ok since all girls on the forum have always been trannies i thought i was just talking to a guy
[14:07] <@Sammiel> lol
[14:07] <@Sammiel> what a great story
[14:07] <@Sammiel> were you 'emotionally cheating'
[14:07] <@Sean> This is what you have to do -you have the make the lie as big as you possibly can
[14:07] <Uriel> You probably were talking to a guy
[14:07] <Blazin> honestly gav i think it was getting there
[14:07] <@Sean> tell her that you were getting into roleplaying with the guy to help him transition
[14:08] <@Sean> make the lie too big to fail
[14:08] <Xianthe> Yup
[14:08] <Xianthe> then get the plus nets that way
[14:09] <Blazin> fuck me i havent been that nervous ever
[14:10] <@Sean> Go ALL IN with the Tranny story, believe your own lie and you'll get away with it
[14:10] <Uriel> Let her catch you watching tranny porn
[14:10] <Blazin> it could spark my wifes interest in wanting to see more pics and backfire
[14:14] <@Daezuel> this story doesnt make sense without pics
[14:14] <Xianthe> OMFG too bad you were too scared and didnt take pix for our hilarity
[14:14] <@Sammiel> well
[14:15] <@Sammiel> you probably need to come clean with your wife
[14:15] <Blazin> didnt think about the hilarity of it until my haert rate was back down below 100
[14:18] <Blazin> and I'm very much in love with my wife, she is really awesome
[14:18] <Blazin> well im not exactly new to marriage
[14:18] <Blazin> its a midlife crisis or something
[14:18] <@Sammiel> I imagine things would be fine if you had, at any point, said 'hey honey i made friends with some chick on the internet'
[14:18] <Blazin> I got married so young
[14:18] <@Sammiel> instead of her finding out like this
[14:18] <Blazin> well she did know
[14:18] <Blazin> and told me to stay away
[14:18] <@Sammiel> oh
[14:18] <Blazin> and i didnt listen
[14:25] <kaosu> Wait
[14:25] <kaosu> You didn't actually fuck anyone?
[14:25] <Blazin> well i feel like a loser sometimes about it
[14:25] <Blazin> no
[14:26] <kaosu> You can always go to the solution that one couple did
[14:26] <@Sammiel> but it didnt get there
[14:26] <Blazin> but she is geographically far enough it saved me was more just emotional at this pt as gav was saying
[14:26] <@Sammiel> well were you emotionally cheating or not
[14:27] <Blazin> well to the extent I never stopped loving my wife id say no and I'm not attached to this girl
[14:32] <Blazin> i appreciate you giving me such good advice but this could really ruin your board persona if this gets out
[14:32] <Xianthe> rofl Sam does this all the time
[14:32] <Blazin> you guys are makign me feel better
[14:32] <Blazin> not about what happened
[14:32] <Blazin> but that there is better way to deal with this shit
[14:32] <@Sammiel> yeah one of the benefits of being profoundly mentally ill is that you know pretty much every good way to deal with things
[14:33] <kaosu> Though most mentally ill people choose usually the opposite of the good way
[14:33] <Xianthe> I prefer to think of it as 'experienced'
[14:34] <Blazin> i just have never felt this way before and I fucked up getting close to this girl and now have to bite the bullet and stop it because my means more to me
[14:34] <Blazin> a lot more
[14:34] <@Sammiel> hey just because I don't follow my own advice doesn't mean it isn't good advice
[14:34] <kaosu> Haha
[14:34] <Xianthe> kek
[14:34] <Uriel> Start thinking of how you can apologize to your wife, maybe offer to go to marriage counseling, or a vacation
[14:41] <Blazin> just will make me self conscience with her being on the forum, like hey girl i just stopped talking to, thats my own doing I guess though
[14:42] <@Sammiel> thems the breaks
[14:42] <@Sammiel> i could console her for you if you want
[14:43] <Blazin> yeah she should have no issue finding more fish if she wants them
[14:43] <@Sammiel> ...
[14:43] <@Sammiel> i just gave you solid marital advice and you cant even throw me a bone?
[14:43] <@Sammiel> FUCK YOU BUDDY
[14:43] <Blazin> she doesnt trust most of you however
[14:44] <@Sammiel> im one of the most trustworthy guys on the forum
[14:44] <@Sammiel> im nothing if not consistent
[14:44] <Blazin> ill tell her I'm cool with story coming out if she chooses its up to her
[14:45] <@Sammiel> aw man i wanted to be the heterosexual gay best friend of yet another chick
[14:46] <@Sammiel> yeah, htere is something even worse than the friend zone
[14:46] <@Sammiel> its the heterosexual gay best friend
[14:48] <Blazin> seriously gav thanks for the talk have to go
[14:48] <@Sammiel> peace
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[14:49] <@Sammiel> I hope you guys were paying attention, cause it will be a life age before that happens again
[14:49] <@Sammiel> someone thanked me for talking to them
