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Chuk's a knuckle head but he's not wrong. The show violates the central rule of story telling. Get to the inciting event/ begin the arc. 60 minutes of television around a story telling device.
The core premise has been alluded to for 50 minutes out of 60. That's fucking obnoxious.
The core premise has been alluded to for 50 minutes out of 60. That's fucking obnoxious.
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Kiroy
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no it's real good you just need a phd in the marvel universe and an autistic like ability to pick out easter eggs so you can
what don't you get?
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It picked up a little in episode 3. You could wait until episode 5 I bet for it to actually get good with the story. Potential is there for sure.
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Chukzombi
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yeah, when its not sitcom zaniness, the story is there, and i really like the black actor playing the neighbor. he cracks me up. agnes i dont like though, she's too jewy. the black chick is ok and the bleach blonde i cant decide if i want to pee in her butt or not. she reminds of a chick i knew from HS.
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Sevens
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Well once Chukzombi was shitting on it you knew it had to be a great show
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Chukzombi
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i only shit on the sitcom stuff. because it is shit. i havent picked on anything else other than it being 20 minutes long.
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This is where I'm at. I'm sure the writers think they are clever and are just dropping little things where we are supposed to say "Oh my god, what's really happening??" But they are failing big time. They have failed to capture most of us in any sort of interesting story. The sitcom schtick is absolutely already played out. It's not even entertaining. It was clever for an episode, now it's a disguise for a lack of any good story.
By the third episode of Lost (I'm counting the pilot as one episode), we had already seen some crazy monster on the island uprooting trees, we'd seen that Kate was an arrested criminal, that Locke could not walk, and Jack was seeing his dead father. And that was a 20+ episode season.
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Loser Araysar
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these episodes are written by women
2nd and 3rd episodes are written by women who dont even have a resume
the first episode is written by Jac Schaeffer and this is her entire resume
she also happens to be the head writer for the series
pretty much guarantees the rest of this show is going to suck ass. these women dont know how to write, pace or keep suspense.
2nd and 3rd episodes are written by women who dont even have a resume
the first episode is written by Jac Schaeffer and this is her entire resume
she also happens to be the head writer for the series
pretty much guarantees the rest of this show is going to suck ass. these women dont know how to write, pace or keep suspense.
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