I've never seen such a damn mess in my life. I checked at 3am or 24 hours ago and my ATT Internet account says Whoohooo you got free shitty HBO Max mon. Click this dick to add it you your account! Clicky the licky, boom. HBO Max has been applied to your account! Start Watching MEOW!
Click the dick watch now. HBO MAX page loads up. Welcome to HBO Max, owned by ATT, would you like to sign in and give us $15 Trump Bux or sign in with your provider. Click Sign in with provider. Boom Signing in with ATT. Opps, We at ATT cannot verify you pay $100 a month for internet using the login credentials you provided for fucking ATT. We have no idea how businesses work and because you are such a great customer, have no idea you are a customer. Would you like to go back to the overall management page and order other services instead? We suggest a $14,000 iPhone. We'll probably forget you bought that too.
Click Support. Yo btiches, I have Internet 1000 and it said I have HBO MAX but HBO Max is like who dis?
Support: Yup you qualify for HBO MAX, the best in entertainment, is there anything else I can do for you today?
Support disconnects.
6 fucking hours I've delt with that today and it is STILL not resolved.
Ole fishy gonna murder that dancefloor.