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maskedmelon

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Soygen said:
I'd like to buy a LLR fleshlight.
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I was thinking like a didlo, but whichever end you prefer I guess. Could do like a bad dragon thing with FoH cast members and have like a Foler Foler one with a watch on it, a @a_skeleton_03 one that’s all bent, a Blazin Blazin one shaped like a crayon and a hodj hodj one shaped like a potato 🥔.
 
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AngryGerbil

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I want to masturbate with the Mist Pussy while moaning in ecstasy about capitalism, patriarchy, and global economic hegemony.

I'd prefer a Mist Face, but I'll take what I can get.
 
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Foler

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a_skeleton_02 said:
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Dude this is AWESOME. Ordered one in black to clone my dong. Gonna switch it out with my sister's regular dildo on April fool's day.

Wait till I whisper her the truth that shit at next Thanksgiving.
 
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maskedmelon

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Foler said:
Dude this is AWESOME. Ordered one in black to clone my dong. Gonna switch it out with my sister's regular dildo on April fool's day.

Wait till I whisper her the truth that shit at next Thanksgiving.
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Foler bae, you are a true Loki, my dude. I love you (no homo).
 
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latheboy

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I'd go a t-shirt with birdy bird logo. Gonna order me a couple of clona willies too, one for the missus and one for the gf.
 
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Siliconemelons

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how well will the clone a willy work for those of us members with a slight curve (the ladys love it, gspot simulation) - this is asked only to help those as found out via the suing duck thread...may the force be with you
 
maskedmelon

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Izo said:
maskedmelon maskedmelon ?
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It warms my heart ❤ that you thought of me for this position, Izo, butt LLR has not favored me in this capacity, so I don’t feel that I am qualified to provide a review here. I don’t think I’m his type tbh.

thx

🍏
 
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