Welcome to retrolled

omg is foh dead ive must of showed 20ppl there over the last 2 yrs FSR but fedor is here and his silly tranny shnanigins so all is well with the world!

Springbok_sl said:

So I don't have the time to read up on what went down - Was the ugly chick that ran Morenetz actually a dude? Like, a Goliath after a few years? That would be amazing.

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Thanks for your honesty.. I don't think I'm all that hideous, but I've seen the light today.

I am the person in the pictures. I did not run MoreNetz. The person who ran MoreNetz used my pictures. Ergo, in your eyes, I'm ugly.

For all those shouting "conspiracy!" I can put that (somewhat) to rest:

This is no conspiracy. I woke up to a text last night from Halan, asking me if I'd started a new EQ board. (I've played on and off since 2000, on the Seventh Hammer server.. never on the same server as Evelys.) I told Halan I had not started a new forum, and asked him "why?" He replied with "because there's some shit going down with FoH and someone spun off and made a board and is using your pictures, claiming that they're you. You might want to kill your boyfriend if it's him." So I go take a look at the thread, realize it's not my boyfriend, and I don't have to kill him... BUT.. I also do NOT know who it IS, at the time. I tried to sign up to make a post on the boards, and couldn't.. and I wasn't about to pay $25 to explain things.

Fast forward to mid-morning. Halan texts me again asking if I'd heard anything. I reply that I hadn't, but I'd deal with it after work. Fast forward again to after work. Still no ability to post to the boards, so I did some sleuthing. I found the IRC server. Being VERY familiar with IRC, I figured I could find a channel and do some 'splainin. I picked the biggest channel, and introduced myself.

Irony, ever at its finest, seems to follow me around. About 5-10 minutes into the conversation, someone lets Evelys' real name leak, and I just about die of laughter. I know the guy. We were friends on IRC back in the day (late 90s.) I've even met him in person, as we had an IRC channel get together in like 1999 or something. I've talked to him on a couple social networking sites since then, sporadically (once every three to five years, or so, normally.)

How did he get the pictures? From my myspace account, where I had him friended. Why did he take them without my consent, and use them as his own? Beats the fuck out of me. I haven't talked to him in about two years. Imagine my surprise when Halan said "hey someone's using your pics" and it turned out to be this guy I knew from IRC yeaaarrrrrrrs ago.

And.. here's a very silly picture of me, my dog, a shoe on my head, and the sign again.. for those who are still skeptical. (Folks who were in the IRC will understand this.)



PS - I know I'm not a 10.. or an 8, or even a 7.. could you just be a little more kind, please? Thanks.

Kirsie_sl said:

Why did he take them without my consent, and use them as his own? Beats the fuck out of me.

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I can clear this one up for you. It's because he masturbated to your pictures a bunch of times and fantasized about having sex with you. So when he was making his girly persona it would make sense he'd go to someone whose parts he wanted to put his parts in. You should be flattered.


Anyways, thanks for clearing it up and having a sense of humor about all this stupidity. I mean, we're all still pretty sure you are packing a meatstick under those capris, but that's just what we're conditioned to think.

Kirsie_sl said:

I don't think I'm all that hideous

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You're not "hideous", but we've got some serious fucking virgin alerts with all the dudes thinking that Ev's "husband" was a lucky man and shit, that's for sure.

Evelys confirmed Millie 2.0

And you will have multiple sex propositions and probably a picture of that one dude's cock in your inbox before tomorrow morning.

I mean pictures of his cock sent to your inbox, it's not a euphemism for vagina, this time.

God damn this is seriously the funniest shit ever. This is the kind of shit I want to tell people, but WHO THE FUCK WILL CARE? Wow, so funny. Adam sitting on the shit. The fucking neckbeard, ALL OF IT. Hilarity.

Thread delivers.

A++++++++

http://www.rerolled.org/showthread.php?143-IRC-lulz

Some of the IRC convo's from the past week before Evelys was outed.

Not hideous at all, not my type, but by no stretch hideous. Funny stuff though...I'd be seriously creeped the fuck out the dude might have other plans for you if he went so far as to become you on the internetz, but I'm slightly paranoid

So fucking epic.

Seths_sl said:

Not hideous at all, not my type, but by no stretch hideous. Funny stuff though...I'd be seriously creeped the fuck out the dude might have other plans for you if he went so far as to become you on the internetz, but I'm slightly paranoid

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Thats what you guys don't understand. Kirsie is actually Jeff wearing a Kirsie mask. Kirsie is dead and rotting in Jeff's bedroom.

Homsar_sl said:

Grim hates American Dad and love Rapelisberger. Thats all I know

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He's a good man.

Touraxus_sl said:

Well, it made sense to move. The more Req posted, the more it showed he didn't care anymore and lets thetwo T'sfuck things up for his amusement.

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I prefer the term Tyenley when referencing that abominable ho-man. Half Ho, Half man, full retard.

Kirsie_sl said:

PS - I know I'm not a 10.. or an 8, or even a 7.. could you just be a little more kind, please? Thanks.

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The internet is for hate and porn, not feelings. Even if you were a 10 the primary reason anyone would be kind is to try for nudes or see if you would meet up and fuck. Be satisfied with your current stalker(s)/impersonator(s).

chthonic-anemos_sl said:

The internet is for hate and porn, not feelings. Even if you were a 10 the primary reason anyone would be kind is to try for nudes or see if you would meet up and fuck. Be satisfied with your current stalker(s)/impersonator(s).

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Oh, trust me.. I'm fully capable of being a bitch. I just don't think it's necessary.

Grimmlokk_sl said:

I can clear this one up for you. It's because he masturbated to your pictures a bunch of times and fantasized about having sex with you. So when he was making his girly persona it would make sense he'd go to someone whose parts he wanted to put his parts in. You should be flattered.


Anyways, thanks for clearing it up and having a sense of humor about all this stupidity. I mean, we're all still pretty sure you are packing a meatstick under those capris, but that's just what we're conditioned to think.

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I would say its more likely because he wanted to have both multiple pictures (can't post just one and then get called a liar and not have more) as well as wanting to have pictures of someone that most likely nobody in the FoH community had ever seen before. Clearly the second part didn't pan out too well for him.

Seths_sl said:

Not hideous at all, not my type, but by no stretch hideous. Funny stuff though...I'd be seriously creeped the fuck out the dude might have other plans for you if he went so far as to become you on the internetz, but I'm slightly paranoid

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