Westworld
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Hosix
All labs matter!
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Ya....the last part here. Teddie making it plus Akechate with his woman.
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Oldbased
> Than U
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Look on the bright side. You can tell someone every single thing that happens in Westworld and not spoil a thing.
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Jait
Molten Core Raider
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It’s been explored ad naseum. Dune’s Machines/Bene Tleilax are by far my favorite. Even the first Star Trek movie covered it.
Humans don’t think about “...and then what?” Machines do. The idea that machines would wipe out Humanity just because it was something to do next is ridiculous and 50s tv sci fi. Matrix covered what happens there if you paid attention to the deus ex baby at the end. I’m sure JJs proxies will have another excellent obfuscation mindfuck with a little Gnostism thrown in to entertain you before the next cliffhanger. But I’m done. I’ll catch season 3 in one run.
Humans don’t think about “...and then what?” Machines do. The idea that machines would wipe out Humanity just because it was something to do next is ridiculous and 50s tv sci fi. Matrix covered what happens there if you paid attention to the deus ex baby at the end. I’m sure JJs proxies will have another excellent obfuscation mindfuck with a little Gnostism thrown in to entertain you before the next cliffhanger. But I’m done. I’ll catch season 3 in one run.
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Dandai
<WoW Guild Officer>
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Yeah... I don't know how to feel about the finale, but I can confidently say it didn't leave me feeling good about season 3. And then the post credits scene. Wtf? I learned my lesson with Lost. Quit while you're ahead. I'll let someone else tell me if season 3 is worth watching after it's done.
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Who's gonna take one for the team and keep watching to report back to the rest of us?
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GuardianX
Perpetually Pessimistic
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ETA on someone splicing all the timelines together so we can watch a show progress chronologically? Fucking A
Oh look, everything that everyone predicted came true.
I'm glad I watched that last episode though, I thought I'd at least waste some time on season 3 but now it's more like...west what?
Fuck me...
The Scene where Chick was on the White horse was pretty amazing illiteration given this season so far...then we get 1/2 way thru the episode and someone flat out says what image is supposed to be...CONGRATS WRITERS YOU JUST PROVED THAT YOU BELIEVE ALL YOUR VIEWERS ARE MORONS SINCE YOU SPELLED OUT THE GOD DAMN IMAGERY YOU USED PREVIOUSLY.
So many "time jumps" at the end it was basically like, "FUCK HOW DO WE END SHOW?!?! OH RETCON THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING!"
YES, we all get it, you all LOVE time jumps...but that was a season 1 gimmick and here we are in season 2...where you use a second gimmick.
Never thought I'd be so pissed at a show sucking dick SO fucking hard.
At least the Expanse is a good show because I need to wash my brain out after this shit.
Oh look, everything that everyone predicted came true.
I'm glad I watched that last episode though, I thought I'd at least waste some time on season 3 but now it's more like...west what?
Fuck me...
The Scene where Chick was on the White horse was pretty amazing illiteration given this season so far...then we get 1/2 way thru the episode and someone flat out says what image is supposed to be...CONGRATS WRITERS YOU JUST PROVED THAT YOU BELIEVE ALL YOUR VIEWERS ARE MORONS SINCE YOU SPELLED OUT THE GOD DAMN IMAGERY YOU USED PREVIOUSLY.
So many "time jumps" at the end it was basically like, "FUCK HOW DO WE END SHOW?!?! OH RETCON THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING!"
YES, we all get it, you all LOVE time jumps...but that was a season 1 gimmick and here we are in season 2...where you use a second gimmick.
Never thought I'd be so pissed at a show sucking dick SO fucking hard.
At least the Expanse is a good show because I need to wash my brain out after this shit.
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Jorren
Maximum Derek
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I work in QA, so appreciated how QA was portrayed "bunch of people that have to go clean up and get shit on anyway". Show could have used QA'ing before release.
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Lanx
<Prior Amod>
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ForgeLogan said there are some irredeemable, looking at MiB.
In two seasons, what has MiB or William done that is seemingly irredeemable?
His profile sent his wife to suicide and made his close daughter cut all ties.
how does ashley of all ppl know HaleDolores, is a robot?
Why is there another end of season shootout, to conveniently take out hector and armistic?
Why are slyvester and felix and sizemore sooo in love with maeve?
In two seasons, what has MiB or William done that is seemingly irredeemable?
His profile sent his wife to suicide and made his close daughter cut all ties.
how does ashley of all ppl know HaleDolores, is a robot?
Why is there another end of season shootout, to conveniently take out hector and armistic?
Why are slyvester and felix and sizemore sooo in love with maeve?
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Holy fuck was the finale disappointing. Fucking tedious. I’m over Dolores and all the quasi-SJW undertones too. Come on HBO, let’s not shit this show up.
It had some high points but overall this season did not have the magic of the first.
It had some high points but overall this season did not have the magic of the first.
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Merrith
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Was that not clear by his little speech that he's a host created by Ford too?
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I don't know how some of y'all are still confused about the timelines (outside of the after-credit scene).
Arnold creates Dolores, suicides by host.
Dolores and Ford create Bernard in the Cradle.
In Bernard's years he visits the Forge many times to create Eden.
S1 happens.
Dolores goes on a rampage, wiping out the Cradle.
Everyone heads to the Forge.
Dolores deletes most (not all) of the guest data in The Forge.
Hosts begin uploading to Eden.
Dolores is shot/keystone is hidden in her.
Valley floods.
Charlotte shoots Elsie (worst part of the entire series), Bernard replaces her with Delores-in-Hale.
Bernard scrambles his memory.
Data extraction team arrives, find all host bodies in flooded Valley brainless.
Discover Bernard is a host.
Human team arrives at Valley, Dolores-in-Hale is revealed.
All of the Host data is beamed away.
Dolores-in-Hale shoots Bernard to pluck out his brain, smuggles him and others to the real world.
Ford set up Arnold's house as a base for the hosts, Dolores uses it to recreate bodies for herself, Bernard, and whomever is in Hale now (maybe Teddy?)
As for William, I think he went down to the Forge and Downloaded his and his daughter's data. He recreates her, and she later in the future recreates him. (after-credits)
Arnold creates Dolores, suicides by host.
Dolores and Ford create Bernard in the Cradle.
In Bernard's years he visits the Forge many times to create Eden.
S1 happens.
Dolores goes on a rampage, wiping out the Cradle.
Everyone heads to the Forge.
Dolores deletes most (not all) of the guest data in The Forge.
Hosts begin uploading to Eden.
Dolores is shot/keystone is hidden in her.
Valley floods.
Charlotte shoots Elsie (worst part of the entire series), Bernard replaces her with Delores-in-Hale.
Bernard scrambles his memory.
Data extraction team arrives, find all host bodies in flooded Valley brainless.
Discover Bernard is a host.
Human team arrives at Valley, Dolores-in-Hale is revealed.
All of the Host data is beamed away.
Dolores-in-Hale shoots Bernard to pluck out his brain, smuggles him and others to the real world.
Ford set up Arnold's house as a base for the hosts, Dolores uses it to recreate bodies for herself, Bernard, and whomever is in Hale now (maybe Teddy?)
As for William, I think he went down to the Forge and Downloaded his and his daughter's data. He recreates her, and she later in the future recreates him. (after-credits)
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