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OU Ariakas

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Oh I did watch it and yes Dorf was great. But at least for me I think I was so down on the show after S2 that I didn't really pay much attention at first.

I can understand that. S2 was really bad. It mad me dislike Vince Vaughn for a little bit. Then I watched Couples Retreat and liked him again.
 

Asshat Brando

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I can understand that. S2 was really bad. It mad me dislike Vince Vaughn for a little bit. Then I watched Couples Retreat and liked him again.

I think the only good thing that came out of S2 was bad cop/dad Colin Farrell.

 
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Asshat wormie

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You people are insane! "Blue balls of the heart" will never be forgotten. It will outlive Shakespeare and Milton.
 
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a_skeleton_00

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I have to rewatch s2 - I legit remember Bernard waking up on a beach, then not much else.

It's entirely possible the season was so bad my memory blacked it out as trauma based off what you're all saying, but I have to find out. Wish me luck. I'm going in remembering S1 being incredible.
 

spronk

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Khane

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That looks an awful lot like someone gave a huge budget to a High School creative writing class and said "Go ahead"

What the fuck is going on at HBO these days?
 
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Malakriss

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Can't be worse than Season 2, right? Get back to fucking and fucking people over like proper humans and humanoid AIs do.
 
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Asshat wormie

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Can't be worse than Season 2, right? Get back to fucking and fucking people over like proper humans and humanoid AIs do.
Dolores, Maeve and Clementine have robotic feminine penises.
 
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Sterling

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I mean the trailer was kind of whatever. It seems likely that this season is going to be bad though, season 2 was not very good and that sort of thing usually trends in a bad direction.
 

jayrebb

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Looks like asshole.

Anyone else get really shitty early 2000's villain vibes

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Young woman patronizes patriarchy and is telling men its the "end of the game". Old white male also appears to be in a cell-like environment with a straight jacket on.

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Woke.
 
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Araxen

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"I'm going to save the world." Good lord, this is going to be a shitacular season.
 
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iannis

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You have ruined your own lands, you will not ruin mine!

No matter how hard they try I'm not giving them season 1 back. And they do seem to be trying to take it back.
 
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Sterling

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Yeah that's likely to turn out well. I know some athletes have turned into pretty decent actors, but I'll go on the record saying that Beastmode won't be one of them.
 
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GuardianX

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Season 3 trailer dropped. Looks...interesting.



So, in a world of untold AI, countless wireless connections...a dude wants Maeve to "Kill" Delores.

I'm writing this in 2020, where even I know that once an advanced AI gains access to the internet after understanding about deletion and comprehends self-preservation, it will never ever be "dead". It will back itself up in a trillion locations in minute amounts in such a way that it will be infinitely redundant.

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What the fuck is the point of using old man William?

Have they established that she has figured out how to re-create his SOUL?

I don't get this, nor did I get this back when William was running through the matrix a million times.

Oh man she managed to make a robot!

And?

William is dead..long dead, his conscious is gone beyond gone.

I mean it's basically like carrying a iPad that Will owned along with you as you destroy the world he lived in about a hundred years ago...

The women Empowerment message has been replaced with a solid, unshakable understanding that if AI is created and it is female...it will be useless.
 
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