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Phazael

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My only contribution to the meme-verse. Got me a ton of warnings on FB right before I bailed on that platform heh.
 

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Sadly, my biggest claim to fame is identifying which porno a particular fancy front door was from, right here on this lovely forum (well, a previous iteration, but close enough).

For funsies I went and found the actual archived post here : https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/whos-that-girl.113/post-941319

That was during a different sort of poz load era than now (+nets it seems), and I'm pretty sure that was far and away my best post in those terms. I peaked too early, it's all downhill now!
 
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I've posted about it before, but I had a youtube video get views in the 8 digit range. I set up an adsense account as soon as it started taking off and hauled in a nice load. I actually found out it was taking off when I checked my email and saw a ton of comments in my inbox. Considering I'd never had a video break 100 views before that, I really didn't know what to think. I let the account pretty much go defunct after that, but the video still gets attention on reddit.
 
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I once posted something about a celebrity on some forum and it got quoted in a newspaper.
 
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Hatorade

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Use to make maps for CoD 2 using hammer, a bunch got in circulation and were used often. I even did a 1for1 conversion of de_dust for it that got me a fuck ton of messages on Xfire asking for source files.
Heh did a quick search and found it is still listed in places.
 
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I made a joke at a poker table in a Pendleton tournament about a retarded player hitting on the dealer and made the whole table and half the people around us crack up for 5 minutes. I guess there was some famous internet player sitting next to me that tweeted it out right away. He told me he was going to tweet that comment, but I didn't know who he was.

One of my best friends that taught me how to play cards saw it a few weeks later and told me about it. The guy took a picture of me and the retard and posted it with the story. I think he said it had 70k or 90k retreats or something.

I actually forgot about it, but I was just looking up when the next tournament is and if they're going to require masks and remembered it. Wish I could remember that kid's name. I'll type up the joke when I get to a keyboard
 
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Everytime I had to run around Ironforge as a human priest in WoW, I would yell in the public chat that I wanted everyone to "die in a fire (D.I.A.F.)". This was circa 2006 on the Gilneas server.

The acronym caught on for a bit but hardly gets used anymore.
 

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I made a joke at a poker table in a Pendleton tournament about a retarded player hitting on the dealer and made the whole table and half the people around us crack up for 5 minutes. I guess there was some famous internet player sitting next to me that tweeted it out right away. He told me he was going to tweet that comment, but I didn't know who he was.

One of my best friends that taught me how to play cards saw it a few weeks later and told me about it. The guy took a picture of me and the retard and posted it with the story. I think he said it had 70k or 90k retreats or something.

I actually forgot about it, but I was just looking up when the next tournament is and if they're going to require masks and remembered it. Wish I could remember that kid's name. I'll type up the joke when I get to a keyboard
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I forgot!

There was a ~55 year old white guy that looked like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber at our table. (Holy fucking shit, he looks JUST like him....)
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As soon as the tournament started, the guy is trying to talk poker strategy and statistics with people at the table and just making himself look like a total dipshit. He obviously didn't know shit and was a hometown hero at best. Since he isn't getting many bites when addressing the whole table with his constant talking, he started trying to talk to people one on one and asking a bunch of retarded questions. Just....stupid small talk that no one wanted to engage with. The guy to my left that was supposedly a famous internet player had a fidget spinner that he was messing with and the dummy offered to buy it from him for $20 (Oh yea, I forgot that the guy was kinda twitchy and made me think he was doing blow). Two people at the table told him that the gift shop at the casino sells them for $5 and the guy he made the offer to said "Yea, I JUST got this thing at the gift shop 15 minutes ago", but dummy was adamant so Mr. Poker sold it to him for $20 and walked right over to the gift shop and bought another for $5.

Anyways, the whole table started making fun of the guy at this point, including the (male )dealer. Dealer immediately regretted opening his mouth because Dummy spent the next 5 minutes talking to him non-stop about how he deals at home games, everyone says he's such a great dealer, etc etc etc. Seriously went on for 5 minutes straight and ended with "....give me your phone number and i'll invite you to our next home game and I can deal to give you a break or you can deal if you want whatever you want but we always want more good players and you seem like a good player if you're a dealer so give me your number and I'll text you. What's your number?"

There was about 3 seconds of silence as he just sat there with his cell phone in hand, looking at the dealer, and I said "That was the longest fucking pickup line I've ever heard in my life", then the table exploded. Dealer had to take a break for a minute too, lol.
 
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