TrollfaceDeux
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What tickles your pickle
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Conefed
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They should have biscuit based products.Cheddar Bay Biscuits are THE reason to go to Red Lobster. Thanks 4chan for breaking the code.
Sliders
Shrimp puffs
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Conefed
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TrollfaceDeux
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RobXIII
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I started off rustled, so many news sites are using ad-blocker blockers, and have that stupid pop up ask you to turn it off.
But today I found out if you replace https:// with outline.com/ it will get past that and clean up that shiat.
So taking a random news article:
outline.com/www.cnn.com/2019/02/20/entertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html
Removes ads, removes the autoplay CNN shenanigans. Not sure how long that will last before they're sued
But today I found out if you replace https:// with outline.com/ it will get past that and clean up that shiat.
So taking a random news article:
outline.com/www.cnn.com/2019/02/20/entertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html
Removes ads, removes the autoplay CNN shenanigans. Not sure how long that will last before they're sued
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OneofOne
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Cheddar Bay Biscuits are THE reason to go to Red Lobster. Thanks 4chan for breaking the code.
They also sell that shit in the box, for the lazy.
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Aamry
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Someone with a very similar name to mine signed up for an Epic Games account using my email address. I never planned on having an epic games account, but now I do, because I changed the password and activated the 2-Step authentication app.
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Void
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I don't have an Epic Games account, but I'm assuming it is like Steam. You should have waited until they bought some games first!
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Vanessa
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...when I'm on the highway/interstate doing a solid clip already (76 in a 65, say) and dumbfuck Here-He-Comes-Speed-Racer blows by me doing at least 90+ like I'm some slow-ass knuckledriving grandma... and then you see them a few miles down the road getting a blue light special.
This pickle tickle doesn't happen nearly enough though, sadly!
This pickle tickle doesn't happen nearly enough though, sadly!
Aamry
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Do these qualify as biscuits though? They are more like buttered buns.
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RobXIII
Urinal Cake Consumption King
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I would be happier if they pulled over all the idiots going the speed limit in the left lane, or worserer: having a slow race with the car in the other lane. You can fix this by riding a few inches from their bumper and driving on top of the rumble strip for a solid few minutes. Fixing idiotic behavior does make me happy!
Conefed
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Dumbass customers:
"You're advertising 41% off paper subscriptions, is that done online only because I don't do computers?"
(It's a large ad in the paper, looks like a coupon. It doesn't say online only)
>No ma'am, the listed price of $46 is the after discount price.
"So it's not 41% off of 46? How is that a discount?"
> It's usually $1.50 a week and if you bought it every week, that would be 41% more than the listed 46$ price.
"Now you're going to charge me 41% more?? Look, I get the paper every week. I know it's $1.50, you don't have to tell me that. I don't do percents. Are you going to give me a discount or not?"
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"Well on my fixed income I can't afford $46 a year, I don't know why it has to be so high. I'll just keep buying it every week at $1.50 because I do like the paper, and thank you for all you do, goodbye." Click.
"You're advertising 41% off paper subscriptions, is that done online only because I don't do computers?"
(It's a large ad in the paper, looks like a coupon. It doesn't say online only)
>No ma'am, the listed price of $46 is the after discount price.
"So it's not 41% off of 46? How is that a discount?"
> It's usually $1.50 a week and if you bought it every week, that would be 41% more than the listed 46$ price.
"Now you're going to charge me 41% more?? Look, I get the paper every week. I know it's $1.50, you don't have to tell me that. I don't do percents. Are you going to give me a discount or not?"
> ...
"Well on my fixed income I can't afford $46 a year, I don't know why it has to be so high. I'll just keep buying it every week at $1.50 because I do like the paper, and thank you for all you do, goodbye." Click.
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Sludig
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This is why these people are down to living on a bare minimum ss based income in the first place. Fucking retards need a higher Darwin award rate.
Its pretty similar levels of dumb with criminals. Should see the shit in their letters and inmate request forms. I often have to help them alter them into something that is understandable.
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Conefed
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Oh yeah. When I worked with inmates my view of the penal system changed forever. Granted this was jail and not prison, but it's not filled with elite super soldiers like TV has one imagine. No these are children in adult bodies who never developed coping skills and thus did something moronic and got themselves in jail. The dribble that they spoke was like a second language and if said anything complex at all, anything at all they got lost. They were perpetually confused and peacocking and ready to defend their honor but for what? nothing. They'd stomp their feet and whine. Literally like children.
TV never shows that. It's always shanking and buttsecs.