What tickles your pickle

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naerik(maxx)_sl

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I personally blame fingernails. :/ Long fingernails make gaming hard as shit.
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msbehavn tickles my pickle

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Alex

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Catching the bus that happens to be right behind the one on the same line. Bus stops for no one. Direct route home.
 

Dabamf_sl

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Jerking off when you're hungover. Those 5-10 minutes of pleasure make you forget how incomprehensibly awful you feel.

Laying outside in the sun on a slightly chilly day. The warmth just feels like it's embracing you
 

Azrayne

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So what's up with the poop obsession?

That first drag off a cig after a good fucking, would die with a smile from ear to ear after that.
Better yet, taking a huge drag just as you blow your load. it's brain-tinglingly good, and one of the fringe benefits of swapping over to electronic cigarettes.
 

Alex

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Laying outside in the sun on a slightly chilly day. The warmth just feels like it's embracing you
Fuck yeah. Going into the shade is instantly shitty, but being in the sun makes it a perfect day.
 

Lithose

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Working outside on a really hot day, to the point where you actually feel a little dehydrated/weak. Then coming into the air conditioning and grabbing a super-cold coke, with just a little condensation on the can and drinking that first mouthful.

(Beer also works, but where I love coke, but only drink one can a week now, coke works better.)
 

Alex

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Working outside on a really hot day, to the point where you actually feel a little dehydrated/weak. Then coming into the air conditioning and grabbing a super-cold coke, with just a little condensation on the can and drinking that first mouthful.

(Beer also works, but where I love coke, but only drink one can a week now, coke works better.)
Ice cold water or lemonade are way better that a Coke. That's the last thing I want to drink after exhausting physical labor. Disgusting.
 

Drajakur

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Coffee in my cubicle surfing before anyone else is at work. Finding parking at my daughter's daycare dropoff - it is like a fucking warzone in the morning there. A cool breeze through the window while in bed on a sunny day. Cold beer after mowing the lawn. New scotch I've never tried before. Cuddling my cat. Hearing the door close as my wife takes our kids out on a Saturday morning, leaving me time to jerkoff and play some vids in blissful quiet. Avoiding spoilers.
 

Bane_sl

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When the song of the week I currently enjoy hits the beat right as I walk out the door as I head to work. Makes me feel like a WWE wrestler coming out to their theme music.
 

Adebisi

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It tickles my pickle to see someone's jimmies getting rustled.
 

Lithose

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Ice cold water or lemonade are way better that a Coke. That's the last thing I want to drink after exhausting physical labor. Disgusting.
Here I thought I was discussing what ticklesmypickle.

Anyway, your opinion is noted. And wrong (Well, lemonade is good--not water. Part of being exhausted and feeling better is the mild sugar infusion in a drink like lemonade/coke. It's not good to play with your sugar levels, of course, but it feels fucking amazing when that rush of sugar and hydration wash over you--water just doesn't do that).

It also tickles my pickle to tell people they are wrong.

It tickles my pickle to see someone's jimmies getting rustled.
I hope you appreciate the tickle.
 

Insomnia_sl

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Coming home at 4am from a 10hr day, smoking a blunt, then jumping into the hottub for a hour. Fucking feels good man.
 

khalid

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When your dog wakes up from a nap, walks over to you, pushes his head against your chest and lets out a contented sigh.

Seeing a dog react to you picking up his leash and a tennis ball.

Basically, dogs.
 

Adebisi

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Doing yard work for hours in the nasty heat, then having a cold shower.

Bonus tickle for lying down in the shower.