Oblio
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I can't imagine where she gets this type of behavior from???
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What tickles your pickle
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Hear fire truck coming down our road. Oh shit I hope nothing happened to the good neighbors. Go look outside and its driving by slowly, fireman dressed in Santa outfit in a ladder truck covered in Christmas lights waving at everyone.
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That reminds me of something that happened during COVID.
I used to be a firefighter and I still live right next to the station. On the other side of the station is a sweet old lady that's lived there for about 70 years. She has a little cannabis crop in her back yard that her live-in nurse tends for her. She also left her entire estate to her nurse in her will. Sweet lady.
Anyways, she turned 100 years old a few months into COVID. She had been talking about throwing a big birthday party for herself for years if she made it to 100, but was pretty sad she couldn't do it during COVID.
The fire chief and the police chief decided to have a parade for her and they put out a notice on Facebook the day before her birthday.
Pretty much every single vehicle from both departments was decorated and did a ~4 mile loop around the neighborhood multiple times, with about 30 or 40 honking private vehicles in tow.
It was really cute and that old lady loved it. She's still kicking, by the way. I saw her smoking a joint on the back porch a couple weeks ago when I was trying to catch my dog that was chasing her cat.
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Took my family to cancun for a weeks vacation, as we were trying to find our room on the resort I heard that oh-so-noticeable CHIRP coming from a stairway.
Tickled my pickle because I couldn't hear it from our room, but made me laugh as multiple times going down that stairwell and coming across someone from hotel staff (house keeping, wait staff, maintenance etc) nearby I asked them if they were going to change the battery in that cause it had been going off for multiple days.
All of them said the same thing, basically "Oh no senor, that is from the birds who nest up there". If I pulled out a stop watch and showed them it went off every 60 seconds on the spot, they probably would have looked at me like I was some sort of wizard.
Tickled my pickle because I couldn't hear it from our room, but made me laugh as multiple times going down that stairwell and coming across someone from hotel staff (house keeping, wait staff, maintenance etc) nearby I asked them if they were going to change the battery in that cause it had been going off for multiple days.
All of them said the same thing, basically "Oh no senor, that is from the birds who nest up there". If I pulled out a stop watch and showed them it went off every 60 seconds on the spot, they probably would have looked at me like I was some sort of wizard.
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I just went to the Christmas Eve service with my kid. Her first time going to church, and I haven't been in....I don't even know how long. Lots of raised hands and "Amen!" going around, but I liked the pastor and my daughter really liked the youth group. She was very confused about who's birthday it was though.
Swarms of gorgeous women there, too. Apparently that's where they all hide.
Swarms of gorgeous women there, too. Apparently that's where they all hide.
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"And my daughter really liked the youth group."
Dude, that is a deal breaker. Keep bringing her to that church if you're comfortable with what's being preached. She'll build a community, and that's so valuable.
Also, good for you for taking the step of bringing her to church. Outside of your regular routine, but you thought it would be good for her. That's good parenting. Take a bow.
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Getting her around other kids as much as possible is the entire reason I went. It's a small town and there's not much to do on Sundays, other than hanging out with other friends with kids. Most of my friends are cops or firefighters though, so they're usually working on Sundays.
I'm pissed they didn't have snacks though. Last time I went to church, they always served us grape juice and croutons halfway through. This one didn't have any snacks at all.
I'm pissed they didn't have snacks though. Last time I went to church, they always served us grape juice and croutons halfway through. This one didn't have any snacks at all.
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Izo
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Izo
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Changed the smoke detectors batteries in the living room thinking of all the memes on the 23rd. Izo-smugface.jpg. Woke up eurocuck xmas morning 24th 6am by a loud beeping from the tech cabinet in the bathroom. Mofo moisture detector next to the floor heating control station was out of battery, FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU.jpg.
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Spouse filled out N-400 today. With any luck, we'll never need to deal with USCIS again in about 1 year.
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Sometimes I worry I'm either raising a prophet or the antichrist, both equally terrifying.
"have you ever readen the death story?"
"No, what's the death story?"
"There isn't a death story. It's not real. Just death, no story".
"Where did you hear that?"
"Nowhere. What's a demigod, like Maui in the Moanna movie?"
Edit: she's on another fucking level today. Just laughed hysterically for 30 minutes straight, for no reason. I think she's possessed.
"have you ever readen the death story?"
"No, what's the death story?"
"There isn't a death story. It's not real. Just death, no story".
"Where did you hear that?"
"Nowhere. What's a demigod, like Maui in the Moanna movie?"
Edit: she's on another fucking level today. Just laughed hysterically for 30 minutes straight, for no reason. I think she's possessed.
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