Had some cash left over after expenses. This is throw away money at the moment. What can I get that's awesome?
Sounds familiarHook up this night: Wake up in a penthouse hotel room, two girls with you still sleeping only wearing t-shirts. You get up, walking over passed out fake friends all over the floor and go out on to the patio, look at a sunrise you have to watch through sunglasses because of all the crap you put into your body last night. Shake your head in disgust, drag your hand across your face and mutter "How am I not dead, I can't do this anymore."
Then next $1000...do it again.